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Ren Hoek

I am here for Friends

About Me

I got my layout from MrDoe.com - check out their MySpace Layouts !I may be a Asmahound Chihuahua but I reign above you all on the evoltionary ladder. I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU EEDIOTS! So take it from me...I am your Huckleberry! I sell Rubber Nipples and make $5 bucks a day and if I wasn't trying to fit into my liderhosen right now I would lift my leg on you! Now go play with a LOG and shut up, stoopid!

My Interests

Selling Rubber Nipples to Mr. Horse and being Kawalski's fake dad!

I'd like to meet:

Napoleon Dynamite, Lump & Loaf and Strawberry Shortcake so I could make her my beetch!

Music:

I like to listen to Dido while playing the accordian with Stimpy's butt. Oh yeah! I also listen to Anthrax and John Denver while I scratch myself.

I also want to hump the left leg of...

  • Gen from Genitortures

  • Jenny Yellowbird

  • happy

  • Cyco Eva

  • Ginger Jackson

  • Amy Lee

  • Allison Goldfrapp

  • kaRIN of Collide

  • Karyn Crisis

  • The redhead in Contraversy

  • Girle

  • The bass player chic in A Perfect Circle

  • Baby

  • Jillian Ann

  • Otep

  • All of The Spice Girls (at once)

  • Neil Diamond's sister

  • and all of the senorita's in Kitty & Jack Off Jill!

  • Movies:

    I should have been in "The Shining", not Jack! You Fools!