DJ B-Spot

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I like to think of myself as a belligerent midget wussy. I have no talent, no confidence, can't dance, and I make less money in a year than your brotha w/ halitosis makes in his Kissing Booth on a bad day. Whatever the antonym of ambitious is,...that describes me. I put 15% or less into any goal that I try to accomplish. I have no sense of style, so I usually have to get my mom or my much younger bro (DJ Sonic) to choose my daily outfits. You could always tell if I've been in the area cuz I tend to spill my drool all over since my over-sized tongue is always dragging on the ground. I drive a piece of Sh!t pick-up truck and I've been told that I'm horrible in bed (it must be because I have to use my inhaler every 15 seconds if my BPM is above 90.) I wuz born with a birth defect: a malfunctioning gland which secretes reverse-pheromones that causes hot Ladies to have a Head-Ache, want to wash their hair on party nights, or makes them have to tend to Aunt-Flo. Who's that, I guess all girls have an Aunt Flo cuz that's what they always tell me whenever I ask them 2 kick it w/ me. In addition to being a total loser, I am in the architecture business, I draw monthly cartoons for little magazine, I have a sh!t-load of freelance design projects, & I DJ w/ my cru-Urban Source Entertainment (I'm B-Spot a.k.a the BarrelMan). I guess I'm a Work-a-holic, cus i never have a free moment.