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Macho Man

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

The M’s cuz I push it to the maximum
And the A’s for the aura that they try to become
The C’s for the champ 6 times I became
And the H is for honor I’m in the hall of fame
The O’s for OOHH Yeah cuz I’m so outstanding
The M’s for Macho I’m the last man standing
The A’s for anytime anyplace we can go
And the N’s for Notorious the one Macho.
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Also, for anyone thinking this is the real Macho Man, you're very wrong. This is a fan site, that was made to look like Macho Man's own page. I mean, c'mon, I had Queer Eye for the Straight Guy as his favorite TV show. Seriously, you think Macho would watch that crap? I don't. Also, you really think Macho Man would really put up a myspace page? Sorry to anyone that messaged asking for autographs or other crap. I'm just too lazy to respond most of the time to tell people they're S.O.L., and Macho gets about 100 messages a day so deal with it. PS, feel free to send hate mail to me if you're pissed this isn't the real Macho.

My Interests

I'm down with pumping iron, writing and recording rap albums, kickin butt at Wrestlemania, Summer Slam and various other Pay Per View events, saying "OH YEEEEEAH!", executing my patented Flying Elbow, thinking about how I used to bang Miss Elizabeth, and then getting really sad because she was damn hot.My favorite moves are (of course) the flying elbow drop, the piledriver, the backbreaker, the clothesline, and the body slam, and just straight up PUTTIN THE HURT ON!One more thing....SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! OOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!

I'd like to meet:

HOGAN, YOU PUNK! I'M COMING FOR YOU!

Music:

My CD of course! OH YEEEEEAH!

Movies:

Ready To Rumble, The Princess Bride (Andre is a legend...), and all of the Wrestlemania tapes with me in them.

Television:

Wrestling, of course.

Books:

Do magazines count?

Heroes:

Curt Hennig (aka Mr. Perfect)

My Blog

Me.

I'm awesome. Plain and simple. Any of you punks out there think otherwise, feel free to bring it, because I'll be sure to bring the PAIN!!!! Any of you ladies out there that wanna find out just how aw...
Posted by Macho Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST