Joshua - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a clean freak - I color coordinate my closet and dresser and make sure my shoes are clean. It's wierd, I pick my shoes first before picking out the rest of my outfit. Coming home from vacation is the worst - you're still in vacation-mode and don't want to do anything. I was working on the computer yesterday and I swear, the screen was rocking back-and-forth; must be from all the subway and train rides from NY. Man, I'm hungry but there's nothing in the fridge - I could go for Breakfast Ciabatta from Jack-N-The-Box. You know what else I need? A new cell phone - I've had this cell phone for over 2 years, thats a new record for me, usually I change every year. Brooke and I were at QFC last night and they only carried generic dryer sheets - the hell. Don't go there if you're looking for brand names like Bounce or Downey. Sushi sounds good right now. I could use a new pair of fuckaround shoes - why are they called fuckaround shoes? - because you fuckaround in them, duh.Man, I need to vacuum around here, carpet is getting dirty. Almost time to go to work and I still haven't ate yet. I feel like I have to do something to pass the time, maybe I'll arrange my Jordan boxes in chronological order, I thru XX3.

My Interests

I survived middle school basketball wearing sport goggles, I ran competitive track for all of one year, I play on a softball team where winning isn't everything; its HOW YOU LOOK when you're winning that counts (there's even a rumor that someone on the team has FIVE pairs of baseball pants! Whatchu need FIVE pants for?!), I like to go clubbing when I get the chance, and have a penchant for binge-drinking when I'm out with friends and/or collegues from work. Ever had one of them Hot Dogs from the local stands after a night of drinking?? They taste like treasure!

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jordan, Shaq, Kanye, and Mariah Carey...for obvious reasons.

Music:

Basically anything my girlfriend doesn't like.

Movies:

My all-time favorite: Silence of the Lambs, but I also like The Ring, Better Luck Tomorrow, Dead Poets Society, Snatch, Menace 2 Society, Boyz-n-the-Hood, The Wood, The Predator, Dumb and Dumber, MADE, All the Karate Kids (except the last one), All the Back 2 the Futures, Boiler Room, Bloodsport, Double Impact, All the Friday movies, Falling Down, etc. Too many to list! Which reminds me - I still need to pay off that late fee I have on "A Walk To Remember" at Hollywood Video!

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter, Saved By the Bell, 106 & Park, Rap City, The Center, The BET Awards, The Source Awards, A Different World, Martin, In Living Color, True Life: Breast Reduction, The Faboulous Life of P. Diddy, Making Da Band 2, Centerfold Babylon, I Love the 80's on VH1, etc. - just to name a few favorites. Basically anything (except Sara's Secrets) on the Food Network is good too!

Books:

"Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown "Raising Kanye" by Donda West "Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown

Heroes:

A hero to me is someone that symbolizes what is really good about America and it's morals - someone who is unaffected by the evil powers that-be that threaten the U.S. and its people - someone who believes that putting the children first can solve all that is bad in society today. And with that: R. KELLY - I salute you! You TRULY are the World's Greatest!