golfing, movies, knives, white Broncos, low speed car chases, whittling, trying on gloves, banging hot blondes, boxing females, road rage, getting free meals based on my notoriety, having my ass kissed by a bunch of stupid fucking morons who would rather meet a celebrity, than stand for a principle.
The jurors who were stupid......I mean nice enough to let me go free.... Anyone who will treat me to a free round of golf. Any producer who will put me in any half assed movie, even for E!(yeah, beggars can't be choosers). People who can install illegal satellite hookups. Howard Stern and Artie Lange......do you need a black guy for Beer League 2? Ned from the Bubba The Love Sponge show. Anyone who will hook-up a free sirius satellite radio for me.....that shit is whack! Oh and Sal Governali......I got something for greasy wop boy! White bitches gotta be drunk to do a brother.....sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet. I got proof to the contrary. Bitches will still go out with me and I.....uh....er.....was blamed for something I didn't do.
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The Juice don't have time for music....it takes away from golfing. Oh and eating free meals provided by ghoulish restaurantiers ready to cash in on my notoriety......what's a little blood money, gotta eat.
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The Towering Inferno, Naked Gun series, Frogman, Capricorn One, Goldie and the Boxer, Hambone and Hilly, The Shining
The Juice never misses the Chelsea Handler Show, You've Been Juiced,Baretta, The Little Rascals.....anything with Robert Blake, Law and Order, Court T.V., Lost (that Ecko is a bad motherfucker! Oh, and Michael is my man.
I am 17% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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Anything by Marcia Clark or Johnny Cochrane, Aquittal For Dummies
Johnny Cochran, Robert Blake, Lance Ito, Jack the Ripper, Richard Speck, Charlie Manson, defense lawyers with deep pockets, Tom (original flavor Tom)