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About Me

I am very adventurous. I recently returned from running with the woodchucks of Pamplona. I love music especially the classics. I can often be heard sitting on my porch listening to my vast collection of Slim Whitman, Ray Stevens, and Zamfir (that brotha jams on the pan flute) on the 8 track. My brother is giving me his old record player soon, Mickey's arm is broken, but I think I can fix it. Can't wait to hear the old Bobby Sherman and Partridge Family albums again. I enjoy long walks in the parking lot at Walmart, and candle lit dinners. I try to stay away from Arby's though, last time I was there they threw me out and threatened to call the fire marshall if I did it again. I love Artsy films, Charlie And The Chocolate factory made me cry. I have my own teeth, and a really nice place. I hope you like strobe lights and black light felt posters of skeletons and naked zombie women. Mom let's me have visitors until eleven if they are quiet. If you tell her you like Matlock she is a pushover and let's you stay until midnight. I am free most nights when my stories aren't on. Usually just Wednesdays now that those bastards took Joan of Arcadia off the air. Oh, I am not allowed within 200 feet of CBS property, so I can't go to see Letterman with you or anything if you like that. Well, if you like me send me your address and I'll drop by to see you. I am looking for a woman who is cute ( a little chubby is okay, but if you drive around on a rascal because you can't walk on your own anymore, uh, no thanks). Has a sense of humor.

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My Interests

hiking, camping, music, boating, the Adirondacks, iconoclastic radio, mountain biking, classic movies, comedy, hockey, football, spider rescue, long walks in the parking lot at Walmart, staring at the wall, collecting shiny things, amature skatologist, running with scissors. Your 100% smarter than Jerry Springer Guests!!

Fantastic!!!! If your older than 40 you dont get too much kudos. But if your younger than that, damn! GREAT JOB--you may be a bit of a dork, but your a keeper!

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People I have met and they were very nice:

Music:

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Rush, Pink Floyd, Journey, Fleetwood Mac, Def Leppard, Dream Theater, Boston, Kansas, ELO, Billy Joel, Genesis, Nickelback, The Who, The Kinks, The Eagles, Triumph, The Rolling Stones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Green Day, Metallica, Queensrhyche, Angie Aparo, Eddie From Ohio, Michelle Branch, The Dixie Chicks, Third Eye Blind, The Goo Goo Dolls, all classic rock, Slim Whitman, Bobby Sherman, Zamfir, Tiny Tim, Kenny G, Weird Al Yankovic, Iron Butterfly, William Shatner (music) Abba: The "Queens" of '70s schlock rock!

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, It's A Wonderful Life, anything by Christopher Guest, Doc Hollywood, Groundhog Day, Caddy Shack, 12 Angry Men, Marty, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, The Notebook; Star Trek IV; Saving Private Ryan, Field of Dreams, Rudy, American Pie (anything with Eugene Levy), When Harry Met Sally Clerks, Dogma, anything by Kevin Smith

Television:

Jeopardy and Wheel of FortuneLet's see what I currently watch/like: Chuck; Bionic Woman; Journeyman; Heroes; The Class; Jericho; , Lost, My Name is Earl, CSI, Survivor, ER, Medium, The Office, The Sopranos, The Simpsons

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from the past: Star Trek, Hill Street Blues, NYPD Blue, Northern Exposure, Quantum Leap, Seinfeld, Taxi, Cheers, Barney Miller, Soap, The Waltons, The West Wing, The Chelsea Handler Show

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, East of Eden, Grapes of Wrath, anything by P.J. O'Rourke, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

Heroes:

Wesley Autry, Ben Franklin, Ghandi, Teddy Roosevelt, Lech Walesa, Karol Wojtyla, The guy who stood in front of the tank in Tianamen Square, George Carlin, Frank Zappa, Boris Yeltsin, Rudi Juliani, John Stewart, Robert Smigel, P.J. O'Rourke, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mike Judge, Howard Stern, Fred Norris, Natalie Maines

My Blog

There was pain today

In our fleeting, fickle youth, it hits you all around both quick and sharp, it butchers you you think it's too profound In time you hide, you weeve, you bob you ditch it to confound and then you ...
Posted by John "Gator" McCluskey on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:08:00 PST

Why the SUV and the McMansion killed our economy

Yeah, I know, you think I am going to launch into a diatribe about global warming. Nope, while I think we have a minimal effect on a cyclical problem, SUVs and McMansions are killing our society in a ...
Posted by John "Gator" McCluskey on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:45:00 PST

Another school tragedy....who shall we blame first?

I think it is time that we resort to a ban, one that has been a long time coming. We need to ban media hype and sensationalism. Yet another school shooting tragedy has transpired. We can blame guns, w...
Posted by John "Gator" McCluskey on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:28:00 PST

Reformed wife-beater seeks woman with "daddy issues"

Are we headed for agricultural disaster?

I know this will sound alarmist, and many people do not like "political" discussions; but this is serious and is being marginalized in the media right now. Since last year large numbers of amphibians,...
Posted by John "Gator" McCluskey on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

Get out of the road you fucking morons!

Okay, after going to seven different fireworks/festivals this past week in the upstate New York area, I have made some observations. I heard a lot of people ranting about the ...
Posted by John "Gator" McCluskey on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST

Pat Robertson: Jesus is my spotter at the gym.

Apparently Pat Robertson is going around showing fits of super human strenght at the spry young age of 76. He purportedly leg pressed 2,000 lbs, a friggin ton. I guess if your heart is pure and you fo...
Posted by John "Gator" McCluskey on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:23:00 PST

Freedom of Speech and Self Centered People

The other day I posted about the Dixie Chicks and the way they were treated when they spoke their minds. By the way kudos to Howard Stern and Brent from The Bubba The Love Sponge Show for manning up a...
Posted by John "Gator" McCluskey on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:20:00 PST

The Dixie Chicks

A few years ago the Dixie Chicks were ostracized for their beliefs. A bunch of morons with a herd mentality spouted death threats and many redneck djs and programming directors banned their music. The...
Posted by John "Gator" McCluskey on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:18:00 PST