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Aunt Ha Ha

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About Me

How can someone be sweet and a bitch? Well, anyone who knows me can tell you. I can be the sweetest person in the world, but catch me at the right (or wrong however you want to look at it)time and I can be a total bitch. Mainly when I am tired, or get overly frustrated. Also, don't talk to me if Dale Earnhardt Jr. or Elliot Sadler crash out of a race, or drop out of the top ten in points, from third place, in just 2 weeks. Also don't talk to me if the Red Wings or the Pistons lose. Also, don't talk to me if Jeff Gordon, Jimmy Johnson, Kevin Harvick, Kurt Busch or Tony Stewart (especially) win a race. The other 10 minutes of the week, I am sweet as can be!!!! J/k. I am really not that bad. I do have my moments. Actually when I am really bad is when I am driving. I drive really fast and just get pissed when people get in my way. I have no patience. And I am very verbal. People who ride with me laugh because they are like, "Heather, they can't hear you!" It doesn't matter. I will yell anyways. I am a roadrager!!!! I would never do anything stupid and try and hurt someone, though. That's just plain rude!

My Interests

I LOVE SPORTS!!!! All sports. Except maybe boxing and wrestling. I also love camping!!!!!! My favorite place to sleep is in a tent in a sleeping bag. Love the outdoors. When I was young, my family used to go camping every summer! I also love to fish. I still have a hard time getting the fish off the hook, but I just love to catch them. I love singing karaoke (and yes I am pretty good. At least I think I am. I am normally pretty drunk when I am doing it, so maybe not.) I like to drink and have a good time. I like writing and reading and surfing the internet. I also love to fly!!!! Well, it is not the flying necessarily. Its the takeoff. Something about flying down the runway just before it lifts into the air is such a rush!!!!!!!CARIBBEAN RUM CAKE RECIPE (read recipe carefully)1 cup water 2 cups dried fruit 1 cup brown sugar 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt 8 oz nuts 4 large eggs 1 tsp soda Juice of 1 lemon 2 bottles of Caribean Rum (Large)Sample the first bottle of rum to check quality. Take a large bowl. Sample the second bottle of rum. Pour one level cup of rum and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one tsp sugar and beat again. Turn off the mixerer. Break two eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with the drewsciver. Sample the rum to check the tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something…who cares.. check the rum. Now sift the lemon juice and strain the nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don’t forget to mix off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the rum again and go to bed…

I'd like to meet:

Nice people who will like me for who I am, bitchyness and all. And Dale Earnhardt Jr, Elliot Sadler and Kris Draper.

Music:

I like a wide variety of music. I like alternative/punk, rock, pop, country and some rap/hip-hop. I will also listen to oldies and occasionally if I have had a really bad day and need to relax, I will listen to classical.

Movies:

I am mostly a comedy girl. I love Adam Sandler! Ooh! I should have had him in my people I would love to meet. I also like horror (as long as it isn't too gory) and I like romantic movies. (I gotta like something a little girlie with being a sports nut!)

Television:

I don't watch a ton of television. I really only watch Law and Order: SVU, Grey's Anatomy, One Tree Hill, Supernatural, sometimes House and sometimes ER. Other than that I will sometimes catch other shows when they are on, but nothing on a regular basis. I loved Third Watch, but they took that off last year, so now I will catch the reruns on A & E.

Books:

I love to read, I just don't do it much. I like mystery novels and my favorit author is Mary Higgins Clark. I liked the Harry Potter books. Other than that, I will just read a book here and there that people suggest to me.

Heroes:

As corney as this sounds, my heroes are my parents. It hasn't come easy for them and growing up I was an even bigger bitch than I am now, so I made it much harder. Through everything they have stayed strong, stayed together (I find that amazing in this day and age) and raised 4 pretty level-headed kids. They are great parents. Also, my other hero was my friend, Gwen. She never cared what other people thought of her and she just had fun with life. Life isn't the same without her.

My Blog

The ticking of the Biological Clock!!

Ok.  Work normally sucks.  I mean, the highlight of my day is reading the medicaid provider manual.  Occasionally I get to yell at some poor, unsuspecting Indian person, who is probably...
Posted by Aunt Ha Ha on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:38:00 PST

Karma's a Bitch!!!

So, I moved to Charlotte in November.  I love Nascar and I know that some of my fav Nascar boys live in this area.  So, I'm thinking maybe sometime I will be out on the town and run into may...
Posted by Aunt Ha Ha on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:29:00 PST

Michigan Bound

Well, in about 20 hours I will be on an airplane heading for Atlanta.  Then in about 23 hours, I will be on an airplane heading for Michigan.  I cannot wait to see my family!  I love be...
Posted by Aunt Ha Ha on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:27:00 PST