Popaye

Where do I begin? Mom, Dad, my 2 sisters and I spent most days in our modest, small, un-air conditioned home, but on the weekends we would... stay home. Dad's reliability was second to none, and Mom's cooking was the best, usually including something freshly baked for dessert. Living the worry-free life of the 50's and 60's. I played in the back yard as nearby Nevada and California deserts were being used as test sites to explode nuclear bombs. Ah the life! BBQ'd hot dogs, koolaid with red dye number 3, and radiation fallout! We did take a lengthy vacation in the Rambler each year. Supplies propping our feet up so we could kiss our knees, annually delivering much needed medical and clothing supplies to the Navajo indians outside Gallop NM as repayment for the windtalker my Dad was with in WWII. By age 14 I had hiked much of the John Muir Trail in the Sierra Nevada mountains with Dad. Later in life I had the pleasure of participating in the upbringing of 3 amazing kids, exploring the Hawaiian Islands 14 times, skiing the continental divide, travelling to 3 countries, placing second runner up in the 1978 Mr. California, training in Hapkido, living on the water in Malibu, playing ice hockey with a few NHL greats, taking off a King Air 200 twin jet out of the Burbank Airport, recently seeing much of our beautiful country in a Monaco Diesel pusher motorhome, and enjoying the spirits of so many wonderful people on this planet. Lifestyle Coach in Florida now, after spending 29 years as a UCLA certified fitness trainer in Los Angeles.

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What's Your Secret Talent?

MY RESULT: Human Pretzel

Our experts say: no one’s told your weiner that it’s not supposed to do that.
Whether you know it or not (and since it’s a secret talent, you probably don’t), your weiner can bend in so many unnatural directions that you’re more like a pretzel than a human. Crazy, right? Test it out for yourself – but please, do some preliminary stretches first. We don’t want to have to hear from your lawyers just because you tried to harness your weiner's pretzel power before all the kinks were all worked out.