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Mark Worthen

The Minimart, the Ruger, and the Girl - Honorable Mention, Year's Best Fantasy and Horror, edited by

About Me


"It's the only job where you can sit around all day in your underwear all day and make stuff up."
~Dean Wesley Smith

My mother began teaching me to read when I was three. By the time I was four, I could read any comic book you put in front of me. At five, I was reading chapter books, but when I went to school and they gave me the Dick and Jane readers. The teacher wouldn't let me read aloud.

At eight, I was reading H.G. Wells, and Homer in verse by twelve. By the time I was sixteen and had my first kiss (we waited until puberty in those days), I'd read anything and everything I could get my hands on, and had decided I could do better than a good majority of what was out there.

So I started my first novel. It was called City of Death, and was a horrible amalgam of William F. Nolan and Edgar Rice Burroughs. And it was the most abysmal atrocity I've ever perpetrated on this poor planet.

But it was the beginning of a habit that would, on and off, persist until today.

Read a sample of my work: Maslow's Magic 8-Ball

At twenty-one, I'd spent two years in Peru. This was before the Sendero Luminoso -- the Shining Path -- moved out of their stronghold in Ayacucho and parked on the front lawn of the Casa Azul, the president's mansion.

In college, I studied Spanish, linguistics and teaching English as a Second Language, and got varying degrees in all of those things. When I got out of college, I began teaching ESL, a career which eventually led me to Korea, where I spent two more years, and came home when Kim Jong Il seemed to get serious about turning Seoul into a "Lake of Fire." I've since learned he makes that threat at least once every five years or so.

Now? Now I'm in the midwest, working at a university and writing.

Come to my website!"The Minimart, the Ruger and the Girl" and "The Carrion Bird, the Angel of Death, and Me" - Honorable Mentions, Year's Best Fantasy and Horror, edited by Ellen Datlow, 2006


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Can It Be Learned?

It's a common question out there. "What if I wasn't "born" with the talent? Can I learn to write?

The short answer? Yes.

There are people out there born with an innate talent towards writing. Everything they put on paper seems to be gold, and every word that falls out of their mouth seems to be worth money in someone's book.

But I have always considered writing to be one of those things that anyone can do. It's just that there's many, many levels of writing. If you want to be a writer, you can. Don't say you're going to do it someday. Get going! Write something.


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But let me caution you: This is not something you want to do just to be a poseur. You can say you're a writer, but that doesn't make you a writer any more than my saying I'm a badger makes me a badger. The mantle of "writer" is not a party costume to put on and take off.


Writing is one of the most difficult, loneliest, most frustrating, most hateful jobs anyone could possibly imagine. It requires discipline, hours of practice, an extremely thick skin, a willingness to let people reject you -- not once, but over and over again.

And that's just the beginning.

I can't speak for everyone, but I certainly think it can be learned. Some folks have more of a gift for it than others, and that will always be so. But it doesn't mean you can't catch up to them.

Below are some websites for both beginners and advanced folks.

For Folks Starting Out:Proper Manuscript Format for short stories
Proper Manuscript Format for novels
Writing Speculative Fiction , by Mary Soon Lee
Fiction Writer's Resource Page This is a GeoCities site, so it is necessarily transient, but full of some good advice.For Everyone:Ralan's Webstravaganza Possibly the best collection of up-to-the-minute market notes on the planet
Spice Green Iguana Another good market notes site
SFWA Writing Articles A series of articles on writing for the beginner through the intermediate
Character Chart Build your character from the ground up before you ever start writing.
Uncle Orson's Writing Class Short articles from SF author Orson Scott Card on writing
What I Learned the Hard Way Short articles from SF and Paranormal Romance author Carolyn Jewel on writingAnd Rejections Make It Worse... Here are a couple of links tha tmake it better.A Patrick Nielsen Hayden blog entry about rejection and what editors look for.
A Nicholas Kaufmann blog entry on how pro writers react to rejection.
Read them. They help.

My Interests

Writing is always my top priority, and when not coming up with some new tale or working my butt off to maintain the habit, I try to read to feed the machine. In my less-than-copious spare time, I enjoy

    playing guitar listening to music watching TV with my family movies loafing loudly criticizing the writing on the TV

I'd like to meet:

    Noam Chomsky John Adams George Washington Stephen and Tabitha King

Music:

These are in the order I think of them:

    The Moody Blues Steely Dan Led Zeppelin Rush Eric Clapton Jethro Tull Yes Guess Who Grass Roots Acoustic Alchemy Pat Metheny Jimmy Buffett Sheryl Crow Simon and Garfunkel Sen Hayden
others as I think of them

Movies:

My movie list is a writhing mass of snakes that lives constantly in my head, crossing and crisscrossing itself with lines that began to get jumbled up when I turned 40. Time was, I could quote you some of these start to finish. Now, I can barely get you the list.

    Casablanca The Princess Bride Raiders of the Lost Ark Serenity So I Married an Axe Murderer Galaxyquest the ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy To Have and Have Not Ghostbusters An American in Paris Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Television:

You want something that reads like "Confessions of a TV Junkie?" Okay, but remember, you asked. These are the addictions, in order:

    Firefly House Doctor Who Numbers Criminal Minds Emeril Live the new Battlestar Galactica Most Haunted Monk Good Eats Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns CSI (all of them -- yes, Miami too) Stargate SG-1 Medium 30 Minute Meals No Reservations
    Oh, yeah, and Iron Chef America.

Books:

The ones I read over and over?The Lord of the Rings
The Chronicles of Amber (the first five books)
Ender's Game
the John Carter of Mars books
Dean Koontz's The Bad Place

Heroes:

    John Adams (before his presidency) Eric Clapton (for the guitar) Alton Brown (for his ability to make sense of cooking) Stephen King (for making money with writing) Jaime Escalante (best teacher on the planet) Emeril Lagasse (both for food and for humanitarianism)

My Blog

Everything Under the Sun Is in Tune...

Well, we're going to leave Nick by himself for a little bit, because for now, I've got a thing or two to say myself.  A few days ago, we had a lunar eclipse visible from the house, and were lucky...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:09:00 PST

Vampires in Central Utah?

More from Nick: Here we go again. I'm sitting in the store waiting for customers, and I've got a copy of the Salt Lake Tribune in my hand.  One of the lead stories today is the Utah County Vamp...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:49:00 PST

Nicks Blog

Nick asked me to post a series of his comments here. Well, here I am.  Got another job to replace the night watchman job that idiot fired me from.  I still don't understand why making an ...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:33:00 PST

And They Pay People to Make Decisions Like This...

Now tell me if this makes sense to you.  They're preparing to do construction about forty feet away from my office.  There's a huge ridge -- well I say huge, but it may be a grand total of 1...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST

Ursula LeGuin Puts Slate Magazine in Its Place...

This is excellent.  Here's a Boing Boing link I pilfered from Lucy Snyder's LiveJournal.  It's by the wonderful Ursula LeGuin in response to yet another jab at genre fiction by Slate magazin...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST

Pixel-stained Technopeasant Day: April 23rd

Dissed again!  Writers who use the web are scorned by a science-fiction writer of all people!  Kind of strikes me as a mechanic who doesn't like to use a car.See my comments here.And note th...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST

The King of the Stoker Award...

In other Stoker news, Jeff Strand, who was nominated for the Stoker award in the novel category has written what I hope is a satirical piece about his coming in as runner-up to Stephen King.  Rea...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

Damn Thing Gone Wild, Bram-a-Lam!

Since I'm on the Bram Stoker Award Committee, I'm one of the folks that gets to see the winners first, so I usually wait for someone else to post them so they can have the glory for a change.  No...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

Here's Something Weird...

I have one of those swivel rocker chairs at work.  So just between projects, I lean back in my chair with my legs under the credenza, which for those of you who don't speak that particular dialec...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

DAMNED WEREWOLVES!

Sorry. Couldn't resist.Many of you know I'm an aspiring comic writer, and as such, know a few others who bear watching. Here are two sequential art stories from a couple of comic writers I very much...
Posted by Mark Worthen on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST