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About Me

I'm Feo Amante and I run Feo Amante's Horror Thriller ( FeoAmante.com . Its the No. 1 ranked Horror Thriller site on the Internet according to Google.com, Live.com (msn), Yahoo.com, Lycos.com, AllTheWeb.com, and Dogpile.com). No other Horror or Horror Thriller site has as much consistent high placement as feoamante.com, and I just run the damn thing out of my home!.
Want to make a name for yourself? Write reviews and send your news to feoamante.com! (you can contact me here, natch!) I'm looking for readers, writers, fans, friends, and fiends of Horror, Thriller, Mystery, and Suspense entertainment in books, movies, music, comics, and more.
What does Feo Amante mean? Well Feo, besides being an iron oxide molecule (Ferric Oxide=fe0), means 'Ugly' in Spanish and 'Nasty' in Italian. But hey, that's okay because 'Amante' means Lover in Spanish, Italian, and Portugese! So I'm an Ugly Lover! Or Stygg Elsker to you Norwegians.
What's more, I edited my freakin' profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 !
Use the banner!
Or this one!
Or this one
Those too big? Use this one!
My face was ZOMBIEFIED courtesy of James Cheetham. He's one of my Top Friends so check out his MySpace Page!
For all of my friends posting comments, please keep the width & height of your images to no more than 400px tops. Even with high speed cable Internet, the page load times are getting ridiculous.And finally, about my blaags. If you don't want my opinion, don't f*cking ASK for it. If you got my opinion and DIDN'T ask for it, consider yourself lucky!
Darth Vader In Love Pt.1
Darth Vader in Love Pt. 2

My Interests

Horror, Thriller, Mystery, and Suspense in fictional entertainment
Caving/spelunking
Hiking
Roller Coaster Riding!
Road Trips!
Reading
My Wife
"What?" you say. "One of your interests is your WIFE?" Oh yes. I have a VERY interesting wife! In a "Chinese interesting" kinda way. These past 12 years of marriage have certainly had me living in some Interesting Times!

I'd like to meet:

DEAD PEOPLE

While they are still alive.
Yes, I know - don't think I don't know. In fact, I'm still working out the bugs on this one.

Music:

Dimmu Borgir, Destruction, Iron Maiden, Jethro Tull, KMFDM, Monster Magnet, Modest Mussorgsky, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, SOM, ZZ Top

Movies:

Alien
Aliens
Big Trouble in Little China
Cube
Dark City
Devil Girl
Flight of the Living Dead
David Cronenberg's THE FLY
Final Destination
John Carpenter's THE THING
Jacob's Ladder
JAWS
The Matrix
All of George Romero's Living Dead movies except Land of the Dead
The Other Side
All of Don Coscarelli's Phantasm movies except Phantasm IV
Pi
Return Of The Blind Dead
Robocop
All of the Terminator movies
The 13th Floor
Tombs Of The Blind Dead
The Toxic Avenger
When The Screaming Stops
Wolf Creek
The Blues Brothers - "I hate Illinois Nazis"
Dazed and Confused - "So, F*ck you! F*ck you! You're cool! F*ck you!"
The Dinner Game - "I'll pretend to be a Belgian!"
Galaxy Quest - "Oh, that's not right!"
Monty Python everything forever! - "What have the Romans ever done for us?"
Office Space "No thanks, man! I don't need you f*cking up my life too!"
Stephen Chow movies - "We'd like to thank our parent's and teachers: but they're all dead."
Team America - "Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"

Television:

Rod Serling's THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Rod Serling's THE NIGHT GALLERY
Family Guy
South Park
Firefly
House
First five seasons of THE X-FILES
KOLCHAK: The Night Stalker
Dark Shadows (original)
Futurama (except for the last season)
The Munsters (original)
The Addams Family (original)

BOO*
(*Burned Out On)
Star Trek (all)
The Simpsons (almost everything after the 8th season)
American Dad
The X-Files (everything after season 5)
REN & Stimpy (everything after season 2)

WILL*
(*Wish It Lived Longer)
COURAGE: The Cowardly Dog
Firefly
Pinky and the Brain
EEK! The Cat
Futurama

Books:

The 37th Mandala
Blood Music
The Kill Riff
The Organ Donor
The Discworld series
Stephen King - most things
Joe R. Lansdale - everything
Richard Laymon - everything
H.P. Lovecraft - everything
Weston Ochse - everything
Tom Piccirilli - most things
Edgar Allen Poe - everything
Metropolis

Heroes:

Isaac Asimov is my hero!
He was also an atheist.
You don't like that? Good!

Rush Limbaugh is also my hero!
He's NOT an atheist!
You got a problem with that?

Martin Luther King Jr. was also not an atheist.
You got a problem with THAT?
GOOD!

You DO like that? Who cares what you like?

Eat it!

My Blog

INDIVIDUALISTIC CONFORMITY

Sometimes folks ask, "Why do you call your blog a blaag?"Because everyone has a blog. When I signed up here, I got a blog in the bargain whether I wanted one or not.So now I have a blog.But that doesn...
Posted by Feo Amante on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:13:00 PST

WHEN ZOMBIES ATTACH!

It happened back in 1998 and I'll never forget it. I had to tell someone, so I posted what I knew at the Horror website, The Cabinet Of Dr. Casey.I did it because someone named Nookie wrote in to say,...
Posted by Feo Amante on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:27:00 PST

UH OH! ANOTHER POLITICAL BLAAG!

The Major Media Agrees on how to Sell Joe Biden to the American Public.First, you make sure that the persons asking the questions are clearly on the side of Obama/Biden. That way, if anything begins t...
Posted by Feo Amante on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:25:00 PST

ELEANOR RIGBY

This blaag was inspired by my MySpace friend, Stever's blogAh... Look at all the lonely people.The blog riffs off of The Beatles' Song, Eleanor Rigby.Other people's blogs, like other people's conversa...
Posted by Feo Amante on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:03:00 PST

THE EVE OF OUR IGNORANCE

You know, I don't ask my friends to send me these emails, they just do. They see something and, for whatever reason say, "HA! I bet Feo doesn't have an answer for THAT!"Then again, maybe some of my fr...
Posted by Feo Amante on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:08:00 PST

11 ON THE SARCASM DETECTOR

You know, in every city I've ever lived in, whenever the occasional city-wide problem occurred and a Police Chief or Police Commissioner made a statement to the press, everyone watching knows that wha...
Posted by Feo Amante on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:43:00 PST

I WAS THE CREATURE

Sometimes a friend's blog stirs up memories. memories that could make for my own blaag. My friend, the Grim Trixter, has such a blog up titled, Who Are You In The Eyes Of Others?I thought about that, ...
Posted by Feo Amante on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:37:00 PST

REMEMBER THE SILENCE

This is a blaag about hypocrisy. In this case, a very powerful hypocrisy, the kind that people die for and others ignore. Russia has a long history of attacking neighboring countries on any pretens...
Posted by Feo Amante on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:24:00 PST

BULLSHIT

First off, I really wish there was a section for Science here at MySpace since so many MySpace people seem to have such an affection for Global Warming and Creationism. But they don't so I have to lis...
Posted by Feo Amante on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:21:00 PST

FOOD RECALL: SOMETIMES THE SMELL IS JUST TOO GREAT

Al Gore: ELECTIONS MATTERA transcript from the Washington Post can be found here:washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/17/AR 2008061700697.htmlAnd this is one of Al Gore's many quotes in hi...
Posted by Feo Amante on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:24:00 PST