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Lady Euthanasia

Baudelaire in a woman's body.

About Me

Welcome! Thank you for pressing your lips to the labia of the e-Whore of Babylon known as MySpace. She moans appreciatively. I will not overtax your senses with horrific HTML programming or assault you with aural abortions from my inline MP3 player. My name is Maria Alexander, and I merely offer my talents as a dark fiction writer, who has been published with some acclaim since 2000. I've bruised the pages of well-known publications such as Gothic.net , Chiaroscuro Magazine and Paradox Magazine , as well as anthologies too numerous to list. I'm also a produced screenwriter, a game designer, and a well-published poet. In 2004, I was a winner of the AOL Time-Warner "Time to Rhyme" poetry competition with "The Rage of Her Return."
I'm a scrotum-tearing, heart-breaking, blaspheming, sword-wielding femme with more than a casual eye for violence and the macabre. I used to adore Lovecraft; I now love Phillip Pullman. I was once handless , but not any more.And I write. A lot.
If you're still curious, visit About.com for an interview with me . To read my work, please visit my website bibliography for a complete list of published works. Gothic.net recently reprinted four of my stories that you can read for free:
"Coming Home" -- a brief yet wicked Christmas story.
"Black Roses and Hail Mary's -- you never know who's up for revenge.
"The King of Shadows" -- a Finalist in the 2003 Moondance Film Festival fiction competition, sponsored in part by Oprah, Coppola and Variety Magazine.
"When Gods Die" -- a neurosurgeon with a dark secret finds Loki is a patient in ICU.
Until later,
Maria

My Interests

When Newland Archer opened the door at the back of the club box...Hikita who had thrown himself across the young Buckaroo...And if I die today, Ill be the happy phantom...Don't panic...And there was music, too; a simple tune emerged from the box...head like a hole, black as your soul...76. He has himself flogged by one girl during mass, he fucks a second girl orally, and he discharges when the Host is elevated...Dr. Juvenal Urbino noticed it as soon as he entered the still darkened house...Listen to my voice and please try to understand the one you call messiah is a lie...contained in the shunned books locked away here in the library of Miskatonic University...Whoever you are, said Shadow, you couldn't have known I was going to be on this plane...Too many notes ...on her milk white neck, the devils mark...It was always you, Helen...What came first, the music or the misery?...I'm your secretary...I don't get it, Tyrell...Seventy seven million dollars made from watchin' me cum under the sun...Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. A small child is even better, but not nearly as effective as the right kind of adult...a little of the old in-out, real savage...Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs -- all next week on Town Talk...unholy just like you, unholy just like me...

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I blame Click.

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I love classical music (especially Vivaldi and Faure), movie soundtracks, industrial, gothic, ethereal, Alice Cooper, even some rap metal. I can swirl into the wee hours on a spooky dance floor, and cut it up with the haints any night. (Well, okay, maybe not on work nights; the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, and must become One with the Pillow by a certain hour.)

I live with two ungrateful cats with ACME opposable thumbs.

Sometimes I think that the fog and rain justify my whole existence -- or, at least my wardrobe.

My writing is everything.

Although mostly dominant in bondage, I'm a switch and an avid rope player. And I have a coat fetish. Beware.

I'd like to meet:

Buckaroo Banzai.

Heroes:

Buckaroo Banzai. Blackadder. Brian Flemming. Stephen Colbert. Keith Olbermann.

My Blog

Reviews of SINS

Check out David Niall Wilson's thorough and thoughtful review of Sins of the Sirens. He's also just posted an interview with the most blasphemous Siren: me, of course. There will be interviews with al...
Posted by Lady Euthanasia on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:22:00 PST

Link to My BBC Interview on MP3

On Solstice night of this year, I had the opportunity to be interviewed on the BBC World Radio show "Have Your Say" on the topic of French culture, Paris and the Japanese tourists who are being repatr...
Posted by Lady Euthanasia on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST

A New Interview

You've been dying, I tell you DYING to get some fresh verbiage from the Sweetpea of Darkness, haven't ya?Okay, maybe not. But, still, here is an interview with me from Grotto Maris Luna, a pagan group...
Posted by Lady Euthanasia on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST

Moving to Aix

In one week, I'm leaving for Aix en Provence. I would be delighted to hear from French writers, particularly horror writers! Mon francais n'est pas tres perfectionne, mais je voudrais extremement...
Posted by Lady Euthanasia on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:10:00 PST

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE EMAILING ME

From 7/1/06 to 8/17/06 I am in a French immersion language program at Middlebury College. I WILL BE UNABLE TO READ AND RESPOND TO EMAIL IN ENGLISH. When finished, I'll respond ASAP. Thanks!
Posted by Lady Euthanasia on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST

My real blog is over here...

http://ladyeuthanasia.livejournal.com/
Posted by Lady Euthanasia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST