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lizzie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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My Interests

laughing, making people laugh, cycling, dinner parties, cinema, theatre, computer nerdery, sniffing my finger, doing the dialogue for dogs, stroking cats till they show you their doorbell.

I'd like to meet:

people who want to come and see my show Peccadillo Circus. It was on at the Edinburgh Festival and it was brilliant, everybody said so and if they didn't they were wrong because it was! Anyway, it got fab reviews and a nomination for best solo performance from the Stage newspaper, not that I'm bragging or anything because I wouldn't know much about that, but any way did I tell you how brill and fab and gorgeous it was. Well it was. I@m touring it round teh country do come, details on www.lizzieroper.com I may be doing some international hotspots. Maybe even Dubai if they don't singe my nipples off for saying 'f*cking my face' on stage... (can you swear on my space? I just don't know) My sister lives in the south of france with three chihuahuas and is dead cool and the most content person I know, truly a heroine for those of us who won't settle for settling down or just settling. I am not a 100 years old I am a 101 and a half years old. Today my finger smells of cheese, what does yours smell of?

Music:

lewis taylor, stones, joni, marvin gay, macey grey, madonna, beatles, dave gilmour, nolans, Wendy Lloyd of course, wombles.

Movies:

the jerk, so I married an axe murderer, jesus christ superstar, grizzly man, bad santa, amelie, happiness, garden state, little miss sunshine, etre et avoir, the yes men, walmart - the high price of low cost, true romance, memento

Television:

grand designs, three men in a boat, anthea turners OCD House Wife... arrgh kill her-stone her, father ted,

Books:

at the moment? louis theroux, stephen fry, ben hatch, jenny eclair

Heroes:

Nigella Lawson, Mrs Pepperpot, Lisa Tarbuck, Jonathan Ross.

My Blog

UK TOUR DATES

Peccadillo Circus By Lizzie RoperDirected By Leisa ReaON TOUR Unity Theatre Liverpool 16th March 0151 709 4988Cardiff Millenium Theatre 23rd March 08700 402000South Street Reading 24th March 0118 960 ...
Posted by lizzie on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST

I'M IN THE WEST END FOR THREE WEEKS! OPEN 14th FEB

Come and see me in the west end!Peccadillo Circus at the Traflagar Studios 14th Feb to 3rd MarchTickets selling fast. BOOK NOW!It's brilliant. No 1 Comedy Choice in the Guardian, and Sunday Times....
Posted by lizzie on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:22:00 PST

extra grumpy

grrrrrrrbad day, left for oxford at ten to do a one hour voice over, got stuck in snow and buggery and finally got home at 5pm. on the up side met a 12 week old spaniel puppy called Missy.down side I&...
Posted by lizzie on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

Irritable Bitch Syndrome

I'm really lucky. I get to go to see films and plays and comedy shows a lot and usually for free. This week I've seen Phil Nichol's award winning show, The Marriage of Figaro dress rehearsal at the EN...
Posted by lizzie on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:52:00 PST

Some Cunt

some cunt.stole my bike.I left it outside Foyles.I had to meet someone for a coffee.Then I had to meet someone to talk TV. They were paying so I went for the Pinot. I got drunk on one glass and being ...
Posted by lizzie on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

UP or DOWN?

Dirty Boys, doing that baggy jean bum thing. It makes me feel all bad inside. Waving their sphinctys in my face and  the only thing keeping their winky brown hole at bay is a slither of thin t sh...
Posted by lizzie on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

That Bloke

That bloke, the one who sits on Piccadilly Circus, who shouts about God into a megaphone. That bloke. I don't like him. I can be having a perfectly nice day and then he's horrible smug nastiness ge...
Posted by lizzie on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST

Vagina

Why doesn't vagina have a D in it? It would be far better. more onomatopaeic? Vadg ina? Hmmm. I have to stop looking at my space so often.  I need a life.
Posted by lizzie on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST

My Shit Arse Neighbour

So three years ago the sweet old closet gay guy downstairs dies, which was a shame, he was a grumpy ole fuck but I used to make him food when he got really ill and so he thought I was Pollyanna, litt...
Posted by lizzie on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:12:00 PST