Marek

My Dad's Latest Idea

Ahoy sailors, My silence has been interrupted by my Dad's latest business plan. As some of you may know my Dad was famous for his business plan of yesteryear - bringing 20,000 pillcutters into the UK ...
Posted by Marek on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:12:00 PST

Paramount Shorts

Hola Senoritas, Our Paramount short clips are now online. Watch them and marvel at their beauty: http://www.paramountcomedy.com/shortcuts/series.aspx?seriesI D=15 Also if you like you can vote for us i...
Posted by Marek on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

Book

Today I received a very serious letter from the government. It regretly informed me that when I was 7 and tried to get my hamster and guinea pig to make love accompanied by erotic tunes played on...
Posted by Marek on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

Coma

Today I emerged from a non self induced coma lasting over two months. There was a note sellotaped to my chest explaining my predicament. My nextdoor neighbour's estranged Dad had celebrated ...
Posted by Marek on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

Revenge

Finally free after having spent nearly a month trapped in my bedroom forced to survive on just an old newspaper and my own urine. It turns out I wasn't locked in my room, the door handle was just a bi...
Posted by Marek on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:40:00 PST

Not Spiderman

I woke up this morning to hear more peculiar sounds coming from the cupboard where I had kept Spiderman. What the shit is going on I thought. I opened it and a torrent of urine came flooding out. Spid...
Posted by Marek on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:49:00 PST

Spiderman

Yesterday I had a big surprise. I went into the garden for a secret toilet. Who should I see, but Spiderman! I was the third most excited I had ever been. I crept back indoors to make a trap so ...
Posted by Marek on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:52:00 PST

Cat

Today I accidently shot my new cat. I was very upset, as they are supposed to have nine lives. I returned to the pet shop, to explain that this cat was clearly second hand and had been killed b...
Posted by Marek on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:30:00 PST

Peter Smithson's Bike

I went round to Peter Smithson's house, to see if I could have his bike as he was missing. His Mum said no, and that he was on holiday with his Dad. Peter Smithson's parents are dicks, jus...
Posted by Marek on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:37:00 PST