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Lloyd Langford

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About Me

I don't drive. Which makes trips to the safari park really fucking scary.

My Interests

Comedy, travelling, blues music, film, pub quizzes, playing football.

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Lee Lewis.

Music:

Iggy and the Stooges, Bob Dylan, Captain Beefheart, Lowell Fulson, The Cramps, Robert Nighthawk, Howlin' Wolf, The Gun Club, The White Stripes, Spanky Wilson, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Rufus Thomas, Thelonious Monk, Big Bill Broonzy, The Bishops, Talking Heads, Otis Spann, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry, Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Boudu Saved From Drowning, Master of the Flying Guillotine, The Lineup, Detour, The Thing, Alien, The Asphalt Jungle, La Jetee, Runaway Train, Eight Diagram Pole Fighter.

Television:

Late 80's children's show Round The Bend

Books:

The Third Policeman (Flann O'Brien), Willard and his Bowling Trophies (Richard Brautigan), A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich (Alexander Solzhenitsyn), Portnoy's Complaint (Phillip Roth), To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee), The Trial (Franz Kafka), nearly anything by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and Hunter S Thompson.

My Blog

The Greatest Analogy of All Time!

From The Sun letters page on Thursday 14th June 2007 So what if Prince Harry was drinking the night after the 150th British soldier died in Iraq? I work in insurance, and if another insurance worker d...
Posted by Lloyd Langford on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

Genuine Nazi Fork

I'm in Guernsey, which as you may already know, was once occupied by the Germans during their whole Nazi period. I went to a museum today to find out more about this point in the island's hi...
Posted by Lloyd Langford on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

Langford's List of Fictional Golf Names

Hello there. Inspired by seeing Boo Weekley and Bubba Watson on ESPN, I've created a list of my own names for golfers. To wit: Ho Chi Minh Sitty Fred Funk-Soul Fred E Prince Jr. Art Pepper ...
Posted by Lloyd Langford on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:31:00 PST

Inappropriate responses to massacre

I've received a posting on my comments section from Kristy Jackson. She's a musician and she's a friend of mine on MySpace but I don't know her and I've never met her in the real world. She'...
Posted by Lloyd Langford on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

Gun crazy Loughborough

I did a gig at Loughborough Uni about a fortnight ago and afterwards someone got shot. I don't know why I didn't post this sooner. It wasn't at the comedy. There was a hip-hop event after the gig and ...
Posted by Lloyd Langford on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

A really important question.

Does anyone know of a romantic comedy, apart from When Harry Met Sally, where the male lead has a beard?
Posted by Lloyd Langford on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST