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Sarah Millican

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About Me


Hello. I am a writer and comedian and I work all over the UK. I am very happy at the moment. See, encouragingly pessimistic. But largely smiley.

My Interests

Comedy. Oh and I have a blender. And I love zoos. I know some people don't approve of zoos but my favourite bit is when the elephants are bashing their heads off the concret walls. Not really. It's the penguins.

I'd like to meet:

Other people who fancy gorillas. Maybe not. But it would be nice to know you exist.

Music:

Am a bit bored of music at the minute and I've never been like this before. But I spoke to someone the other day who said she was bored of listening to music and likes to listen to talking now. I like to think that she unearthed this in me but I suspect I'm just copying. Bugger.

Movies:

Top 5 would include Jaws, Thelma and Louise, Pulp Fiction, Annie Hall, Amelie, When Harry Met Sally. Yes I know that's 6. That's why I said "include".

Television:

I cry at Harry Hills TV Burp, am discovering Family Guy on DVD and loving it and I fall across the odd addictive documentary about fat people or paedophiles and feel like a member of the sun-reading public. Not fun but occasionally arousing. The feeling not the programmes. Oh hell.

Books:

mmm. books. I remember when I used to read them. Need to put more time aside, have started 4.

Heroes:

my dad. Cheesy I know but hear me out. Today I asked him what year I did the bonny baby contest. He said "1979 cos that was when the police thought I'd killed a bloke in Grimsby". Turns out he hadn't and his alibi was the TSB where he'd been getting money out for Butlins. Hence the Link. Comedy Gold.

My Blog

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Sarah Millican:   misses her flat dreams of a night of telly watching is so very tired can't find her diary (it'll be in the car) has the best man ever who cheers her up by letting her walk on hi...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:45:00 PST

tired and unfunny

I know I haven't blogged in a bit. I've been gigging every night and most days have been spent either thinking Edinburgh will be fine or shitting myself. Upon chatting with other folk in the same posi...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:16:00 PST

gigs for you to come along to

I will proper blog soon but in the mean time, can I draw your attention to shows this week in Leeds and Liverpool. On Thursday (5th), I am doing a preview of my forthcoming Edinburgh show "Sarah Milli...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:21:00 PST

Funny thoughts

The first major news is that my bum is no longer sore. And I'm sleeping better. Though I am still having the odd nightmare. I know nightmares and dreams mean nothing more than an overactive imaginatio...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Sun, 25 May 2008 04:21:00 PST

Harumph

I've had 5 hours sleep. I had 6 the night before. I had a scary nightmare. I've just been made to look silly at the garage. I got a parking ticket. At my house. And I've got a sore bum. So, I'm going ...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:30:00 PST

Bank Holiday Monday

When I said I was going to do bugger all today, I didn't lie. I planned to go out - didn't happen. I planned to write - didn't happen. I still smell like yesterday. And it doesn't age well. The only t...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:01:00 PST

forever and ever

Hello. I am interested in "forever" and whether or not you believe in it. I have texted some people and I'm hoping you guys can help me out too. Tell me your thoughts. Is it possible, is it likely, is...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:40:00 PST

I AM FUCKING RELAXED OKAY??!!!

Apparently I get stressed. Gary once taught me how to breathe properly in order to calm me down. I did it twice and then said "What now?". He said, "just loads more of that?" and I said, "I've done th...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

boobs, cocks and unforgiving mirrors

There are too many mirrors in this hotel room. As I type this, I can look up and see my black rings and blotchy skin. Nice. It used to be where I could go out without make up on. Then a year or two ag...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:39:00 PST

beach men and rainbow kisses

I was woken up this morning at 9am (early for comics, think 2 hours before you normally get up) by children running up and down the corridor of the hotel knocking on doors. I rang down to reception an...
Posted by Sarah Millican on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:16:00 PST