Hello there! Thinking of adding me to your friends list to bump up your numbers? Click that "Send Message" button first! And as for you bands wanting to be the next Arctic Monkeys, don't call me I'll call you.
Ex-beard owner, comic reader, book convert, mexican cook, anti-social, comedy night attendee, music snob, sci-fi nerd, JD lover, gamer. These are just a few things I have been called that aren't swear words. Oh and "giant manchild" as well.
Like being tickled with Angel feathers:
o - Comics. They're the fucking BEST! Yes, I have seen girls naked in real life. Probably more than you.
o - Video games.
o - A stomping concert.
o - Lazily getting drunk at a friends house in front of a DVD.
o - BBQ Chicken.
o - Animation from all over the world. Particuarly 80's Anime.
o - DOCTOR WHO. No I'm not ashamed!
o - Getting the last tube home.
o - Waking up in time for Jeremy Kyle.
o - Going to live comedy nights.
o - Use of the word "cunt" in an amusing manner.
o - Charlie Brooker's Screenburn/wipe.
o - REALLY LONG E-mails! (hint)
o - DVD watching marathons
o - Laughing at wannabe pretty boys who don't suit the eyeliner they wear in Camden Town!
o - Andrew Maxwells Fullmooners. Constantly an ace night!
o - Seeing TV recordings. They're FREE!
Like having a cheese grater taken to my fingernails:
o - Your Myspace profile. Sort it out.
o - No I don't want to see your friends hot pics or watch your webcam.
o - The term "FTW"
o - People who think "lol" counts as conversation.
o - London Underground. A prison for people who have done no wrong.
o - Exciteable Anime Fanboys/girls who seem to think quoting 4chan and Invader Zim is a replacement for a personality.
o - DDR Machines. Robot masters to willing slaves.
o - Pictures taken from extreme angles in order to hide chubbiness.
o - Just because you're vegan doesn't mean you're always right.
o - Men who have pictures of themselves with their shirts off. You're a repressed homosexual who dreams of bums.
o - Football/Soccer and the players in general. Overgrown children being paid obscene wages to kick a ball into a net.
o - Lost. Pure nonsensical shite. Totally overrated.
o - 17 year old emo chicks who think that calling themselves "CUNT*STAR" or some derivative thereof is in any way shocking and/or clever.
o - PEOPLE WHO SEND ME FRIEND INVITES WITHOUT SENDING A MESSAGE!
o - YOUR BAND!
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