..My favourite moments this year-
Sharin the Comedy Store stage with Steve Hughes(it may've only been a few minutes but it's a start plus i got a fullmoon howl so someone found it funny...)
Goin to the ballet at Sadler's Wells for my birthday(3Musketeers.Exquisite.Bless ya Lucifer)
bouncin about my hills at home without a single human around after a particularly shitty couple of months
Reunitin with the best friend one could wish for after two strange years
Takin the ladybums to the theatre,
Every single second in the company of my Faerie Queen, bouncin into Arkadius and Honey(aw,Honey!) in a street market in Monnheim,Freach and I havin the very first full live playback of SiC's new album plus a fantastic covers game,alongside copious beer botles and big joints(all hail the Bitchscouts), discoverin i share a thanks credit on Epilirium's Hairy Metal album with David Hasselhoff(made it ma,top of the world)
Baumberg and everything it's given me this year(Freach my brother,your family humbles me),
Every great night at Clockwork, re-discovering drum'n'bass,
weilding swords,
my old man sayin somethin I never thought he would,
meeting Moomy,
chattin up Bouff,
the Adam and Joe show(alternate version)
Frighfest and all it bestowed upon me, every surreal second with the Frightfesters,Brawn and I havin a Pee Wee Herman experience.Snigger.
cream cakes at 6 in the mornin,
666g burgers,
usin my days off to be a background artist(that cracks me up,so far gettin a chance to be two people whose shoes I wished to tread in,and in a few days I get to recreate something I've done for real.I'll tell ya what in a year.(!)
realisin that I really can do all I wish to and that this years adventures and achievements are nothing compared to next yr's and etc,havin fun with bread.Just another day
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I'd like to meet:
..All those who plough their own path,and all those I already know,respect and miss.
Oh and every single one of these sick motherfuckers,year after bloody year.Bless em.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott, aka Scotty Dawg,Puppy,any variation on, Scotty from Scottland,Scot Scott, Gay Emo Essex Goth,Snake,Stiltskin, Ranter,Stompy,Aphex Twin,Motordawg,Renton, Bo Derek
Birthday: 1st June
Birthplace: Mull
Current Location: Hackney,LONDON
Eye Color: Many shades o blue
Hair Color: Many shades o brown
Height: taller than my dad
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right for writin,left for wankin.Shakin hands?depends on the person;-)
Your Heritage: Nomadic Celt
The Shoes You Wore Today: worn out
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: ya don't wanna know
Your Perfect Pizza: big greasy and full o cheese n good stuff
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start the Big Plan on the 26th November
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm gonna be late again
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh shit,I'm gonna be late again
Your Best Physical Feature: my third nipple
Your Bedtime: vampiric
Your Most Missed Memory: If I remembered,I wouldn't know I was missin it...
Pepsi or Coke: Irn Bru
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wong Kei
Single or Group Dates: both have been good to me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Magic Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla?Yer kidding,Right?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caffeine caffeine caffeine
Do you Smoke: Aye,and sometimes I steam
Do you Swear: Of Course,ya cunting fuck.
Do you Sing: Sing,Shout,bellow,like a canary on crack
Do you Shower Daily: bath,shower,basin,birdbath
Have you Been in Love: Always
Do you want to go to College: Have done,will probably go again with time,but I'm learnin everyday.
Do you want to get Married: Aye,if I'm allowed.
Do you belive in yourself: Not as often as I'd like but,with a lil help from my friends,aye.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Used to,now I'm nauseous when I stand still
Do you think you are Attractive: Got a long way to go.
Are you a Health Freak: You're half right
Do you get along with your Parents: For the first time in a long time,wonderfully.But damn I miss em
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh Hell yeah. Ever gone for a walk with a horny playpal on a gloriously hot day in open fields when the storms come from nowhere? Oh it's an experience.
Do you play an Instrument: fiddle,keys,chanter,bodhrum,jew's harp
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Aye,not for a week or so though.
In the past month have you Smoked: Everyday,gotta stop,feel like a hypocrite
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't think there's ever been a day when I haven't
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes,and each has been perfect
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Don't be silly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Aye
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nay
In the past month have you been on Stage: The past month,no.Gotta do so again soon,miss it.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Don't think so.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No,but spring's in the air
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts.
Ever been Drunk: aye,and a drunk
Ever been called a Tease: constantly
Ever been Beaten up: Best thing that ever happened to me
Ever Shoplifted: Once,gran died the same day.Karma.
How do you want to Die: like Lemmy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lemmy
What country would you most like to Visit: Any which I hacen't yet. Let's start with....Israel...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not the colour,it's the depth
Favourite Hair Color: Black or red
Short or Long Hair: any length,even bald
Height: any,but I have an occasional fondness for midgets
Weight: pickupable and swingaroundtheroomable
Best Clothing Style: my own
Number of Drugs I have taken: these days only nature's own. Class a's and prescription drugs have destroyed too many lives around mine
Number of CDs I own: too many,but I'm missing one,recorded by a dead best friend,There's someone on here who can solve this problem...
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
DANCE MUSIC IS MUSIC I DANCE TO
ROCK MUSIC IS MUSIC I ROCK OUT TO
METAL IS MY LIFEBLOOD
i get bored with genre bores
When all's said and done,as long as I'm bouncin,it's all good
Except for emo.
The Almighty, Aerosmith, Bethlehem, Bad Religion, Canned Heat, Chemical Brothers, Death in Vegas, Death Angel, Everlast, Everclear,EDGUY,Faith No More, Faithless, Gwar, George Gershwin, HellYeah!, Hanoi Rocks, I, Immortal, Janis Joplin,Jesus Jones, Kamelot, King Crimson, Beverley Knight, Leftfield, L.O.A. Motorhead, Mano Negra, Nuclear Assault, Nile, Overkill, Opeth,Pop Will Eat Itself, The Pixies, The Ruts, The Ramones, Soulfly, The Sounds, Twisted Sister, Tchinchilla, Ultegra, Vader, Wildhearts,Xentrix,Young Gods, Zodiac Mindwarp
Movies:
Ever since I was a bairn,sittin in front of BBc matinees on wet weekends,I've been addicted to cinema,be it comedy,horror,serious and intelligent drama,and totally ridiculously stupid movies that constantly amuse me.FIVE CHARMING INSPIRING COMEDIES ABOUT LITTLE SIMPLE-MINDED FOLKS WITH BIG HEARTS THAT WIN IN THE END:No.1 - MALCOLMNo.2- THE MOGULS aka THE AMATEURSNo.3- LOCAL HERONo.4- RESTLESS NATIVESNo.5- THE WICKER MAN
5FILMS I ENJOYED IN THE 80'S,FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS
No.1 - ICE PIRATESNo.2- MEGAFORCENo.3- TIMERIDERNo.4- REMO WILLIAMSNo.5- THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI IN THE 8TH DIMENSIONIn tribute to the forthcoming 3rd sequel to my favourite studio blockbuster of all time, FIVE INDIANA JONES KNOCK-OFFSNo.1- TREASURE OF THE FOUR CROWNSNo.2- THE PERILS OF GWENDOLINE IN THE LAND OF THE YIK-YAKNo.3- FIREWALKERNo.4- JANE AND THE LOST CITYNo.5- ARMOUR OF GOD
Television:
Dogtanian and the three muskehounds
Add to My Profile | More VideosMonkey Dust,Absolutely,Chewin The Fat,Peep Show,Black Books,Monkey,Family Guy,Ren and Stimpy,FangFace,Neverwhere,Twin Peaks,Buzzcocks,anything with Dara O'Brien,Andrew Maxwell,Mitchell and Webb,Paul Merton,Cows,K9 & Company,Lexx,The Old Grey Whistle TestChewin The Fat
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Books:
Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk discovers White Gold
Add to My Profile | More VideosBefore my twin obsessions,books had always been my guaranteed escape to imagination and inspiration.
Here are a few I always have by me somewhere-
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass,
Where The Wild Things Are,
Captain Beaky,
Junk,
All Whores Are Dirt,
The Little Prince,
Skin Guitar,
The Good Faeries of New York,
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrel,
Good Omens,
How Black Was My Sabbath,
The Dirt,
The Art of War,
Hagakure,
Gullliver's Travels,
Cabal,
I'm With The Band,
White Line Fever,
Fucked by Rock,
The Art of Tease/Burlesque,
How to Read a Film,
More screenplays than I ever get a chance to read through!
various books by:
Kurt Vonnegut,
Willliam Burroughs,
William Blake,
Umberto Eco,
Douglas Adams,
J.G.Ballard,
Rudyard Kipling,
Compton MacKenzie,
Susan Hill,
Paddy Chayevsky,
Charles Bukowski,
Carlos Castaneda,
James Herriot,
Ian Fleming,
Iain Banks,
Clive Barker,
Joe R. Lansdale,
M.R.James,
P.G.Wodehouse,
G.K.Chesterton,
H.G.Lovecraft,
H.G.Wells,
Jules Verne,
George Orwell,
Aldous Huxley,
Ken Hom,
Antonio Carluccio.The Birds trailer (Alfred Hitchcock)
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A wee film made by some forgotten fat bloke based on a book by my ma's godmother. Ok,I made up the bit about him being forgotten.....
Heroes:
All those who never quit pursuing their dreams.
And my grandmother,my first co-conspirator."The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious"-Albert Einsein"I have known no man of genius who had not to pay,in some affliction or defect,either physical or spiritual,for what the gods have given him"-Max Beerbohm"The world is like a ride at an amusement park
And when you choose to go on it you think it is real,
Because that's how powerful our minds are.
The rides go up and down,round and round
It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured.
And it's very loud
And it's fun
For a while
Some people have been on it for a while
They have begun to question-
Is this real,or just a ride?
And other people have remembered
And they've come back to us
And they say-
Don't worry,don't be afraid...ever
Because this is just a ride."-Bill Hicks"They say we're born to lose,
And Gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't wanna live forever"-Lemmy"...And if I stand on top of the world
Then maybe I'll find somebody I know"-Ginger"I am,I'm me
I'll be,you'll see"-Dee Snider"In a big country dreams stay with you,
Like a lover's voice 'cross the mountainside
Stay alive"-Stuart Adamson"Keep on keepin on"-Danny McCormack"Taken my hits,
Earned my scars,
Smilin like a motherfucker
Onward Pagan Soldier"-Scott William Jasper Bradley
