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♥~LoRnA~♥

Self confessed MySpace junkie!!

About Me

Grew up in the sunny Hillfoots in Tillicoultry (thats right, near Stirling, heard it a million times already and the Dougie Donnelly comments too).Could normally be found in Tee-Jays on a Friday night and the Brasserie (in Stirling) on a Saturday night, ahh those were the days :) I now live in Edinburgh and have 2 sons, Kieran and Kai and have the best damn partner in the world, Stewart (he's hubby material he is) Check his video in my videos section, now thats talent :). Like the simple life, nothing to fast paced, kids use up all my energy!! (plus getting on a bit, 30, argh, SCARY) Like all the usual stuff i suppose, music, havin a drink and laugh..blah blah blah, need i go on.Went to Napier Uni after leaving school, stuck it for 2 years then had enough, discovered Biology wasnt for me afterall and ran up a lot of debt, (sound familiar anyone?) Went to Telford College when my eldest son was 2, decided to do Childcare and Education (was i mad?)Actually completed this course then got a job working in a primary school as a learning assistant. Inbetween i also did my ECDL, decided i'd better get some computer knowledge!!! Turns out i wasnt as bad as i'd first thought :o) Considering going back to college later this year to study Pharmaceutical Sciences, back to my science roots :)Myspace Graphics
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My Interests



First and foremost, drinking "The Jimmy" pronounced "Himmy" this is a very fine white wine from Lidls , real name Pedro Jimenez. Spending time with my mates (while drinking "The Jimmy"), and having a laugh (while drinking "The Jimmy), going out when i get the chance (after drinking some "Jimmy"), even ventured back the Mission recently after a 3 year break!! Paranormal, it totally fascinates me, have done a couple of overnight vigils in Mary Kings Close and also Edinburgh Vaults, they were amazing and anyone who ever doubts spirits/entities exist should go on one of these or similar events etc...you'll not be so quick to doubt again!! Now i just combine my spirits by going out to Nicol Edwards (Edinburgh's most haunted pub) to do a spot of ghost hunting while having a night out at the same time :)Oooh and pink, i LOVE pink, pink is great, top of my list in pink things are pigs, they're great, pink with little curly tails, brilliant. Black is good too, especially with pink :) Pigeons too, i love them, think they are wonderful birds, very underrated indeed :)Have my own regular pigeon visitors to my garden, they're like part of the family...lol Lastly, IKEA rats, they're fantastic, the best thing ever, i love them, cant get enough of them, infact one of mine even has his own page on here :) Yes i swear, i AM perfectly sane!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Friendly, easy going people with similar interests etc. Alva Academy people, Oooooooh and THE HOFF, what a guy :o) Chesney Hawkes would be good too :) Oh and Glenn Danzig (well i've met him already but that was back in 1992, so erm, i'd like to meet him again) George and Zippy, Jade Goody, Pedro Jimenez (even if he is a fricken grape - recently found out fact!!) and anybody else that can be bothered with me :o)People i WOULDNT like to meet, random adders, but you wont be able to do that as i have taken care of that! Dont message me telling me to add you either, that wont work, if you message me and actually have something worthwhile to say then i'll consider it! DONT send me your msn, if i want it i'll ask, and dont just message me to ask for mine either i wont just add randoms i've never spoken to, and NO i dont want to see you naked on cam, neither will i get naked on cam for you! I have my Stewy and he's the only male i want to see naked! If you think my attitude stinks because of this, then tough, i wouldnt be the type of person you'd wanna know anyway...heh :P

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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 38%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 34%
Dependent |||||||||||||||| 62%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 66% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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Oh goodness...lol It's official, i'm a fruitcake...and proud :)

Music:



I love industrial, but anything that sounds good loud, rock, metal, alternative, Gabba, DnB, Electro, bit of old skool rave..blah blah blah Very varied taste so no point listing specific bands etc, would be here forever!

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Hells Bells Its Christmas
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Ok so it's not Christmas any more, but damn is that a fine tune :)

...... Combichrist - Get Your Body Beat

Movies:

Oooh silly ones, and dodgy horror! Finding Nemo too, i love that film :) Star Wars (all 6 of them) LOTR Trilogy, Pirates Of The Carribean 1 and 2, Donnie Darko, Snatch, The 51st State, Cruel Intentions, American History X, Romper Stomper and erm, The Care Bears Movie!!!! List is endless really.....

Television:

Soaps (saddo), Big Brother, Lost, Still Game, Wife Swap, Two Pints of Lager...., Desperate Housewives...but mostly i'm subjected to Baby TV and Cartoon Network AARRGGHHHH!!! Although i do love Vegimals, it's great, and Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends :)

Books:

Trainspotting (quality book), and erm OK and Heat magazines :)

Heroes:

Anyone that has ever done anything admirable for another persons benefit, basically not selfish/self righteous/ ignorant/arrogant waste of space people!!

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My Blog

Killer Heals

Now...anyone that knows me well enough will know that i dont "do" heals, i cant!!! I'm hopeless at walking in them and spend the entire time moaning that my feet are killing me! I'm not used to heals ...
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

DeLoreans, Rats and Sloe Gin

I had the best day ever yesterday, it was just so simple that it was great, or perhaps i'm just very easily amused!! Stew and i got up quite early and headed to IKEA, i decided i needed another rat......
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

Disrespect!!!

I'll keep this one short but sweet, not much to say other than.. GET YOUR OWN FUCKING MAN!!!! DONT LEAVE SMART COMMENTS ON HIS PICS...oh you cant..he's deleted his profile...lol ...
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

Contraception..pfft!!

I got the contraceptive implant put in my arm last week and i tell you what it had better bloody well work, the amount of pain that damn thing has put me through is horrendous!!! Best damn contracepti...
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:27:00 PST

blog = foreign blokes

...i'm just doing an experiment ( i guess you could call it that) to see if a theory that Nic and i have actually works. It appears to be every time we post a blog we get an influx of unwanted male at...
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

The Cult

Wow, what a band, i have rediscovered them due to buying Stewarts dad a CD for his birthday. I've spent the whole night (well, ok almost the whole night) listening to them and realising how much i lov...
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:58:00 PST

fricken washin machine!!

Arghhhhh, it's posessed or something, neither myself or Stewart were in the kitchen and the damn thing decided to come on itself!!!! Not only that it damn well flooded the kitchen too! It was full of ...
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:02:00 PST

woohoo....

....and it just gets better, Combichrist are playing the Liquidrooms in March, i'm happy as a pig in shit
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Ooh blimey!!

Thanks to Stews love of Emperor i'm now getting taken to New York in May for a long weekend, quality  They are playing there as a sort of fairwell, and so that will be the last time he'll be able...
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:05:00 PST

Glam....

...hmm, while browising bands earlier i think i may have browsed a few too many glam bands, i seem to be fixating on the bands clad in leather and PVC and no shirts, massive hair and covered in g...
Posted by ♥~LoRnA~♥ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST