Dr. Joe

Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch

Squirts of 10 Scary Feet!!!

About Me

Jeez i hate these...well, OK, I'll give it the ole Juvie try... Im Joe, from Lawng Island, young at heart & forever an artist. Man that sucked. Fine, I'll try again. Hi! Im a filmmaker and visual storyteller who enjoys long walks down a prison block and sunsets behind a crime scene. Shit, too warped... OK, attempt ..3: Hey, what up fellaz and girlies, Im an aries, late 20's, tall white and handso- oh fuck it.Hi Im Joe. S'Nuff said. www.joelynch.net

My Interests

Another blank space I can't leave without being filled in but hell if I can pinpoint these specifically....Ok here goes...ANYTHING and EVERYTHING movies; the process, the purity the enjyment of being in a dark room with a collection of people who are ready to be taken away for 90 minutes to 3 hours. Im a genre buff and a geek movie encyclopedia so be prepared for me to drop a reference or a quote at any moment. Making movies, watching movies, having sex with movies...um....er... Right now Im also digging my mornings writing before 7am, editing on FCP, the ever evolving debate over film vs. HD, my podcasts, a good game of bowling, a Double Double (animal style, no L T P) the hardest metal breakdowns, drifting (look it up), my PSP and RIDGE RACER, great comedy (both on TV/film and stand-up)...do I have to keep going? I'll fill in as time goes on...

I'd like to meet:

..anyone who enjoys movies I like, music I love and can hold a conversation beyond "cool, man" (also if anyone can rock the "Six Degrees of [insert actor's name here]" with me is a friend for life). Oh and a red-headed albino midget with Tourettes...have i got a part for you!!!...and these two...

Music:

Faith No More, AC/DC, Deftones, 311, Tenacious D, Boy Hits Car, CKY, Static-X, Primus, Slipknot, Weezer, DevilDriver (Im bias), Beasties, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Zombi, Eminem, Ice T, Public Enemy, (old school) Metallica, gODHEAD, Slayer, At The Drive-In, Beck, DVDA, Killswitch Engage, Primus, White Zombie, Bleed The Sky, The Ramones, Big Wreck, Downer, NIN, Queen, N.E.R.D., Bleed The Sky, DJ Swamp, White Stripes, The Unband, System Of A Down, Strapping Young Lad, ANYTHING 80's...the list goes on...

Movies:

FUCK ME where do I begin? OK off the top of my head and in no particular order...THE EXORCIST, DAWN OF THE DEAD ('79), SCHINDLER'S LIST, PULP FICTION/RESERVOIR DOGS/KILL BILL (Sorry but QT's films are one big story in my book), THE BLUES BROTHERS, LORD OF THE RINGS series, HEAVENLY CREATURES, VIDEODROME, BAD TASTE, DEAD ALIVE, MEET THE FEEBLES, ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, JAWS, HEAT, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, CHICKEN RUN, THE INSIDER, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, AKIRA, CLOCKWORK ORANGE, FULL METAL JACKET, 2001 (think I like Kubrick?), GHOSTBUSTERS, THE BLOB ('88...hey, fuck off it rules), THE FIFTH ELEMENT, STAR WARS/EMPIRE/JEDI/SITH, SE7EN, ETERNAL SUNSHINE, GOODFELLAS, UNFORGIVEN, FEARLESS, ALIENS, POOTIE TANG (did that take you away from giving me shit about BLOB?), BATTLE ROYALE, AUDITION, AMIELE, BOOGIE NIGHTS, CRASH (Cronenberg),L.A. CONFIDENTIAL, TOXIC AVENGER, PRINCESS MONONOKE, DIE HARD, THE FRENCH CONNECTION, INDIANA JONES series, SUSPERIA, CREEPSHOW, AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, EVIL DEAD 1 & 2, TRAINSPOTTING, CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS, CANNICAL HOLOCAUST (How bout that as a double Feature?), TERROR FIRMER (bias again, guilty), THE INCREDIBLES,TALK RADIO, SHORT CUTS,THE LIMEY, THE BICYCLE THIEF, CITIZEN KANE, THE JERK, FIGHT CLUB, VERTIGO, NIGHT OF THE CREEPS, CHOPPER, LETHAL WEAPON series (minus 3), ADAPTATION, TOY STORY, MAN BITES DOG, THE GOONIES, THE IRON GIANT, THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, RAGING BULL, CLERKS, THE ROAD WARRIOR,THE WAY OF THE GUN, MOULIN ROUGE, THE BEYOND, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, MEAN STREETS, SAY ANYTHING, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, KEN PARK, KIDS, LEON...

Television:

Well, being a slave to my tivo, I guess I'll just start running down whats in the hard bastard... THE SOPRANOS, MXC, LOST, SOUTH PARK, FUSE, HEADBANGERS BALL, SIX FEET UNDER, ENTOROGUE [SIC], PARADISE HOTEL, AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL (fuck off), TALES FROM THE CRYPT, RESCUE ME, SPACED, THE SHIELD, IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PITTSBURGH, NIP/TUCK, THE SIMPSONS, OZ, PIMPS UP HO DOWN,CHAPPELLE'S SHOW, ADULT SWIM, FAMILY GUY, TWIN PEAKS, HOUSE OF COSBYS, MR. SHOW, TENACIOUS D...hmmm, fuck my ass what else...

Books:

Hello LA commute: No time for Books Dr. Jones, I get my literary fill with audiobooks so here is a list of the last books I "heard": The Shining By Stephen King, Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk, Confessions of a Video Vixen, Salem's Lot (Im on a King kick lately), Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenence by Robert Pirsig, Jaco: The Life & Times of the World's Greatest Bassist (Thanks P-nut), Kiss Me Like Im A Stranger by Gene Wilder, Life of Pi by Yann martel, The Memory of Running by Ron (The Man) Mclarty, All I Learned about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger by Lloyd (The Manner) Kaufman, There & back Again by Sean Astin, The Dark Tower series...

Heroes:

Michael Mann, Peter Jackson, Sam Raimi, Steven Spielberg, George Romero, John Carpenter, Quentin Tarantino, Dario Argento, John Landis, Lucio Fulci, Luc Besson, Martin Scorcese, Lloyd Kaufman, Takashi Miike, John McTiernan, George Carlin, Spike Jonze, David Fincher, Marcos Siega, David Cronenberg,Tom Savini, Tim Burton, Dante Spinotti, Bill Murray, Theirry Aboghast, Mitch Hedberg, Fred Dekker, Shane Black, Pixar, Cameron Crowe, Rob Zombie, Thelma Schoonmaker, Robert Zemekis, Ross Robinson, Rodney Dangerfield, Sam Bayer, Mark Romanek, Keir McFarline, Pasqualle Buba, PT Anderson, Darren Aronofsky, Mike Patton (sorry Mike), Stanley Kubrick, Angus Young, FDNY, Abe Vigoda...

My Blog

Webbys & McCrearys

Hey all,I just posted a few blogalicious entries over at the site, which you can warp over to HERE. Inside you'll see some cool new live music videos I did that G4 posted as well as learn that Hip Hop...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:21:00 PST

B-B-B-bloggin

Hi guyz,Been a while but here's some good bloggin to fill up the rest of your Friday afternoon.Click me, baby.Have a good weekend allStaying Scary,Joe...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:37:00 PST

Blog from the Dead

Hey all,I did another one of those blog things. I did some shit. Wrote about it. When you’re finished picking the lint off of your taint, waste some time here Oh, and Bri’s got a case of t...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:22:00 PST

Blog me down! Top 2007 picks...

Hey all,So I finally got around to my "Top movies in 2007" if anyone cares. I'll be updating it daily with my reasoning for the picks (again, if anyone gives a shit). Tune in, wont you? OOH, CLICK ME...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:54:00 PST

I got a blog stuck in my butt

Hey all,Some recent blogging of note (including my brush with The Black and my LaserDisc "reunion" of sorts) can be found at Joe's BlogHappy Holidaze!Joe...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:12:00 PST

Lots and Lots o Bloggin...

Hey all,Not for nuttin, but check out my blogger space for some new updates and random musings...check it out HERETopics covered include: The beating I take from Steven Segal (and I like it!), the Wri...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST

FantasticBlog

Hey all,So I finally finished my Fantastic Fest Blog...for the two who care. Enjoy it HEREHope to see you at the LA Screening or the DVD/CD signing at Dark Delicacies on Tuesday in Burbank!2 MORE DAYS...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:00:00 PST

Oh yes. New Blog

Hey all,New blog up. S'nuff said.Chek it HERE, yo.
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:55:00 PST

Frightfest: The FInal days...

Hey all,Sorry it's taken a bit but you can find the final blog on my FrightFest experience HERE. I'll repost my "thank you" letter as well soon, but the story has come to an end. Thnk you EVERYONE who...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:51:00 PST

LOTS O’ BLOGS!!!

Hey all,I've turned over a new leaf and been blogging my anus off. Look, it's really detached on the floor!So click HERE and check out all the blogging magic...and tune in for my day-by-day blog on WR...
Posted by Dr. Joe "Momma" Lynch on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:22:00 PST