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About Me

I hate talking about myself, so here it goes: I really enjoy all kinds of music especially heavy metal. Life has given me so much and I am so fortunate to have the people and the success that I have. For those of you who do not know I am the guitarist for the band DEVILDRIVER! Working out, practicing guitar and touring are some of the things I enjoy doing. I try and do things that make myself and the world around me better. Remember that you have one life so make the most of it. Look out for me coming to a city near you.

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My Interests

Touring and enjoying life.Hanging out with friends. I love listening to music and playing music, I also love collecting guitar equipment.Occasionally I enjoy going to the movies, fishing and playing tennis Yay! Making up stupid names(as you will often see as my profile name) Making fun of people and spending entirely too much time on a metal tube, traveling the world. I love meeting new people and would like to become fluent in a language once again.

I'd like to meet:

Dimebag Darrell (R.I.P.), Tom Sizemore, Cliff Burton, Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump, Warren Buffett. Bill Clinton,Jack Nicholson, Mikael Gorbachev, Prince, Sting, Gene Simmons, King Diamond, Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson, James Hetfield and Larry Zerner from friday the 13th part 3.

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Music:

Pantera, Metallica, Strapping young lad, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Superjoint Ritual, Machine head, Opeth, In Flames, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Slipknot, Hank 3, Assjack, Nile, King Diamond, Pig Destroyer, Black Label Society, Unearth, Killswitch Engage, U2, The Police,Daft Punk, Down, Huey Lewis and the News. too many more to name.

Movies:

Halloween 1-7 excluding "Season Of the Witch ," Friday the 13th, The kid from Left Field, Field of Dreams, Tiger Town, Troll 2, Usual Suspects, Heat, Scarface, Robocop, The Departed, A Christmas Story, Cool as Ice, Dawn Of The Dead, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, The Deer Hunter, Grandma's Boy, First Blood(one of my favorites) The Thing, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, Planet Terror, Death Proof, No Country For Old Men(fantastic), I like a lot of bullshit horror movies as well. Some comedy. I don't really like cheesy girl flicks(sorry).Technical difficulties by paul gilbert

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Television:

Headbanger's Ball, Grey's Anatomy, American Idol, Deadliest catch, Rock Star supernova. The Shield. Rock Of Love and Celebrity Rehab. Some stand up comedy. Living Colour, Old SNL, Fishing Shows, Anything on VH1 Classic, Human Giant(fucking brilliant).

Books:

Guitar Grimoire, The Dirt, Anything politically charged (textbook or novel). A million Little Pieces.Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita."

Heroes:

All the greatest guitar players: Dimebag Darrell, Zakk Wylde, Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Randy Rhoads, Paul Gilbert, Alexi Laiho, Jake E. Lee, My parents and my brother and sister. The Security guard from Halloween 2.