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Uncle Creepy

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About Me

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I am a master whittler, knife thrower, grave digger, and sword swallower. I am also strangely fascinated by the enigma that is Don King's Afro & the mystery that it represents...

My Interests

I'm uninterested.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in a dark alley so I can beat the shit outta me like in Fight Club."Art is not safe." --Rob Zombie

Music:

I play the nose harp. Learned it in Tibet while soul searching. Incidentally, should anyone care to request a song I can play anything from Free Bird to Living Dead Girl.

Movies:

The more horrific the better. Gimme the violence and pile on the scares. Fuck the weak shit!

Television:

We are going to save this medium one spatter of blood at a time.

Books:

Chicken Soup for the Mentally Disturbed Pop-Up Book,,.

Heroes:

Vincent Price, George A. Romero, Coffin Joe, H.P. Lovecraft and -- This page is dedicated to the loving memory of one of my best friends: David L. Tirado, 2/14/75-9/11/01. I love and I miss you bro. Thanks for everything.

My Blog

You were a good kid, Charlie Brown!

Linus wept!
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Sat, 17 May 2008 06:52:00 PST

An Ode to Steven Seagal

Did you ever notice the greatest thing about Seagal movie titles is that they tell a story in order of their release? No? Well dig below.Steven Seagal was ABOVE THE LAW, but he was too HARD TO KILL, s...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:15:00 PST

The Best and Worst of 2007

What a fucking year! It's hard to make lists and even harder to put said lists in a top to bottom fashion. So, to avoid confusion my picks will also be in no particular order! Hatchet - This year I...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:58:00 PST

Thanks for the Indigestion

I love horror. It isn't just something I like casually. Horror makes up my molecules, man. It is who I am. As a result on any given day I can be found wearing a horror themed T-shirt, thanks mainly to...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:56:00 PST

The Creepy Shitacular

There are things that happen in this world that I am convinced only happen to me. Journey with me back a couple of days ago ... I live in a house which is connected to another house on one side. My ol...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:13:00 PST

Horror Fans Unite: Unbury the Hatchet

I've heard it all before. "I'm sick of remakes!" "Another lame sequel!?" "Great, another timid PG-13 shitfest."Do you feel that way? Do you really feel that way? Then the time has come to do something...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:20:00 PST

The Legion of Michael Wants YOU!

"I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this ...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:38:00 PST

Burbank Weekend of Horrors!

California here we come! Deb and I will be at the Fango Weekend of Horrors in Burbank in a few weeks. To all of our Cali friends who kept asking .... Lock up your kids! Hide your significant others!...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

The Gospel According to Creepy!

So recently I did an interview with a religious studies related webpage about horror films, their affect on society, religion, torture porn, and horror in relation to the Virginia Tech shooting. Chec...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:31:00 PST

Creepy on the Big Screen? **UPDATED 5/9/07**

The world will never be the same: There's no denying it. There are few people in this business with more wisdom, cred, and a bigger cult following than Sid Haig. The man worked with the legendary Lon ...
Posted by Uncle Creepy on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:43:00 PST