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About Me

I hurt me brain in 2000 and had to re-learn how to read n write. Studied philosophy before that, so at least I can be deep and meaningful about it!I'm sure I was a computer whizz before, but me best mate John assures me I was always shite with modern technology. However, he is jist a globe trotting hippy,so what does he know!I'm a probationary holistic healer with the Scottish Spiritualist College and although I recently started my apprenticeship as a handloom weaver. It sadly didnae last,I was carded for being drunk in charge oh the loom!About tae start an HNC in Beauty Therapy as a foundation tae study make-up artistry an film prosthetics. I will build Dr Who's monsters :o)

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My Interests

I do tai chi in order to be at one in my own reality. Learning to swim (again!) Hey, after learning to read n write for the second time,it's gonna be a piece of piss, right? RIGHT!!(scratches head in Stan Laurel, this is another fine mess...kindae way) Enjoy getting away from the great unwashed and walking through the heather... or at least getting far enough away from the city to avoid the dog shite.(Walking through cow shite is so much more fun)!! Love footie, snooker,live music and going to see stand up comedy. Like tae go to theatre when finances allow, last performance I saw was AALST at the Tramway.
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Your inner voice always speaks the truth, and you take the time to listen to it.
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I'd like to meet:

Myself, in a parallel universe!And maybe in that universe,Mr Depp and I have morphed into one entity, seporated again and find our roles are reversed an I get to be the pirate ;o)

Music:

Album Covers | Html CodesFrom Bessie Smith,Oscar Peterson,Irma Thomas, Frankie Miller, Norah Jones, Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley, Erykah Badu.Through tae gregorian chant, David Bowie, The Cure, Lena Horne, Tom Waits, Martha Reeves & the Vandells, Billie Holiday, Bruce Springsteen, U2, Black Crowes and Roy Orbison.Awe the way tae
Album Covers | Html CodesMaksim,Andrea Bocelli, Edith Piaf, UB40,Janis Joplin, Amy Winehouse, The Blue Nile, Liz Phair and Pink Floyd.No forgetin the likes oh Morrissey, Placebo, Queensryche, Marlyn Manson, Dinah Washington,Charlie Parker,Miles Davis and Bettye Lavette.
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Album Covers | Html CodesMuse, The Killers, Wolfmother,Tori Amoss, Johnny Cash, Perry Farrell, Primal Scream, The Who, Faithless, The Police, Nina Simone, Ozzy, et al.All depends on the mood of the moment really.

Movies:

The Debt Collector with the fantastic Ken Stott. Orphans - Douglas Henshall, Gary Lewis and Stephen McCole.(will make you laugh and cry at the same time). Con Air John Malkovitch, Steve Buscemi- need I say more! The Deer Hunter - Still shed a tear at the end, no matter how many times I see it. Raging Bull, Harry Potter....The Insider, A beautiful Mind, Small Faces with the fantastic Garry Sweeney, Clare Higgins and Kevin McKidd. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Bette and Joan at their best. My Name is Joe/All About Eve/Carla's Song/Papillon/ Goodfellas/The Score/Ronin/ The Boys from Brazil/Misery/

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This Boy's Life/Dolores Claiborne/Acid House/ The Raven/The Fly (1958 version with Vincent Price) Nil By Mouth/Face/Leon/ Marathon Man/ Trainspotting.Elephant Man/Just Another Saturday/The Godfather. Of Mice and Men - the wonderful John Malkovich again an Gary Sinise. Pit and The PendulumGaslight (1940s version)Magdalene Sisters, The Bad Seed, Blade RunnerI edited this profile with Coshed.com -- Myspace Resources

Television:

I like stuff that makes me laugh like; Never Mind The Buzzcocks,8 Out Of 10 Cats,Friday Night Project,QI.Or some good drama like, Our Friends in the North, Cracker, The Vice (Ken Stott again). Also liking the new run of Dr Who.

Books:

Murder,mystery and mayhem. Michael Connelly,Minette Walters,Donna Leon,Reginald Hill, Jonathan Kellerman. Huge Agatha Christie fan. Medieval cops n robbers,courtesy of Bernard Knight et al. To Kill a Mockingbird/The Hobbit/The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists/ Cool Gardens. Re-reading (slowly) some of the stuff I did at uni.Philosophy was my first love.(Yes,I know,what can I say...we all have our little idiosyncracies) Also love Harry Potter (in my defence, I taught myself to read again with JK Rowling's help). The Poems of Wilfred Owen and William Blake's Poems And Prophecies.Most recent purchase, Felice Picano's 'the book of lies'
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Fight Club. The film is great, but the book is better.

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My cat Homer, now munchin catnip on a cloud somewhere! Content from Coshed.com - Myspace Layouts

My Blog

Say A Prayer For The Living

..> ..> Say A Prayer For The Living..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Those of you who either already know me in the real world or have come to know me via ...
Posted by LB on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:11:00 PST

Language of Love

Language of Love: A philosophical enquiryIt is likely, that we have all, at some time, said to another, those three little words, I love you. But what exactly are we saying? More pertinently, what exa...
Posted by LB on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

I FECKN HATE PEOPLE!!

Why are people such assholes? Maybe its me, I dinnae ken.... I cannae be the only one who disnae think it appropriate to respond tae simple questions such as....I cannae figure out this new...
Posted by LB on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

TOP OH THE WORLD MA!!!

I finally did it. I went for my first swimming lesson, and I didnae drown. Although, I did get a fair few nose fulls of water. Not the most pleasant experience I've had lately. But strangely, not...
Posted by LB on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST

itchy n scratchy!

Thats it, I'm officially pissed of. I'm sitting here looking like Quasimodo's uglier sister and I dinnae even have me own Esmarelda!!I'm covered fae head tae toe in big bright red welts and purple (is...
Posted by LB on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST

MERRY FECKN XMAS

Am I the only one who cannae wait for all this xmas shite to be over for another year? I'm sorry but very few people even remember, much less care about the true meaning of christmas. It's all about t...
Posted by LB on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:25:00 PST

sleeping can be a dangerous pastime!!!

Once upon a time in a land far away there lived a muppet called LB. Now LB may not be the owner of the worlds biggest brain, but she was a thoughtful little girl who only played her music really loud ...
Posted by LB on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST

Mabey I should drink more wine!!

Went out tonight with my mate John. Decided to have a glass of red wine with my meal. So feekin what I hear you cry. But for a non drinker like myself, it could have been the first step to ...
Posted by LB on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:39:00 PST

Does Nature Have Intrinsic Rights

If we are to consider the question of intrinsic rights for nature, we must first attempt to analyse what the notion of 'rights',intrinsic or otherwise,has come to mean within the sphere of political t...
Posted by LB on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:00:00 PST

happy birthday? bo*****s!!

Why are birthdays bo****ks ! Efter you get past 11, it's just all shite. First comes the hormonal trauma of puberty, what with the minstral cycle (as me old mum used to call it) kicking in, the boobs ...
Posted by LB on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:03:00 PST