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Brande Jai

I am here for Friends

About Me

Myspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts
Actually I work for the US Government!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

she is beautiful.
i am drawn to her.
she is kind.
she never tells me "there is no time".
she never says "No!"
and i think about her
every time
i fuck you.

My Blog

some people

some people are so motherfucking stupid- but they end up getting what they deserve! HAHAHAHA!!!! Gotta laugh at that shit. Im getting what I deserve too- a new house! YAY!!! Im not telling anyone wher...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:26:00 GMT

Oh WOW

making a new design for the myspace page sure is frustrating if you dont want to spend all day doing it. especially if you havent recently spent all that damn time doing it and you forgot how. Sooo......
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:21:00 GMT

The truths I know- and some I made up...

Whiskey and beer go good together Whiskey and Lemonaide go good together Whiskey and Coke go good together (made your own assumptions) Whiskey and a glass go good together Whiskey is good when it come...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:38:00 GMT

This is almost the story of my life


Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 18:48:00 GMT

stupid fuckin fuckers

some cockface ran over my cat today and didnt even stop. some people in this world leave me completely baffled. I dont even know what to say right now except for IM PISSED!!! Isis is gone- she didnt s...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 17:38:00 GMT

as the night progressed

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Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 21:53:00 GMT

since I aint got shit to say

and not a fucking thing to do today, im sure I'll blog a few things. Heres a survey I stole from some hottie guy's myspace page TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Brande JaiBirthday:2/7/73Birthpl...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:02:00 GMT

Help!!!

Im questioning my motives on why I decided to beer bong tequila. my sudden uge to kareoke now overwhelms me. Ive already pised my pants twice. And yet, I want to sing. Will someone give me a ride to ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 00:48:00 GMT

Zombies and friends

ok, the Zombie show was fuckin awesome. I got MAD wasted, passed out in the car on the way home...only after we got pulled over by the cops. M- what the hell is wrong with you?? anyway- this is me, M,...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:56:00 GMT

The Lizard King

Before you slip into unconsciousnessI'd like to have another kissAnother flashing chance at blissAnother kissAnother kissThe days are bright and filled with painEnclose me in your gentle rainThe time ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:59:00 GMT