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About Me

I play on my casio keyboard in the disco punk band Cooties Attack and the harry potter wizard rock band Shrieking Shack Disco Gang

We still have records to buy or burn - it's your choice, and sometimes I still play those songs and my own solo bedroom pop hits in front of audiences, but only if asked rather nicely.

I like people who dance and I'm scared of people that don't

I love made up science used to sell things like shampoo and moisturiser, it makes me wish I was a scientist

I am a geek

I collect keyboards.

I could eat udon noodles until the day I die.

I have too many toys to be a grown up.

I love people who walk and read books at the same time.

I dislike people who say 'It's politcal correctness gone mad'

I'm scared of zombies even though I know they aren't real.

I really really wish I could skateboard but have never progressed past the stage of sitting on it and moving it along the street with my hands

Jimmy Carr's face makes me angry.

My life is empty now I've finished Deathly Hallows. I don't quite know what to do with myself, maybe I will take up crime as a hobby.

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You are Tobias Funke:You are pretty oblivious to the people around you (and the things you say) and concentrate only on what you want.Also, you may have some major psychological issues, including ones not yet recognized by the APA.
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My Blog

More info on The Jam

So I will be the MC and will be  telling funny stories at The Jam July 15th at the Miller of Mansfield if you want to come. Here is a nifty flyer for you.   .. .. In other news I am s...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:50:00 GMT

Comedy gigs a-go-go

I will be telling stories with pauses for mild laughter this summer at various gigs so thought I would list them here in one handy space. Comedy Virgins @The Cavendish Arms Mon 7th July 7.30pm The Jam...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:39:00 GMT

The Hollyoaks Blog

In the event of spoilers or in case you are a culture snob and hate the 'oaks do not carry on reading if you don't want your life ruined. Those who like to live on the edge can continue reading. Dear ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:56:00 GMT

Cool Schmool

Cool Schmool is my new comedy club, the first one is Tuesday July 29th @Loom Bar, Clipstone st (nearest tube Great Portland Street). Some awesome comedy wonders will be performing: Morag McInnes, John...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:09:00 GMT

I love the library

I may be cynical and bitch about my choice of profession on a daily basis but every now and then I'm reminded of why I wanted to become a librarian in the first place. Lancaster Library is one of tho...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:57:00 GMT