London, Edinburgh and a disasterous date. |
Hi. Thanks for reading this. I sometimes wonder if anyone does. Do I sit in my study writing these blogs for them to be left unread? If a comedian writes a self indulgent blog and no one reads i...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:43:00 GMT |
Wow what a show |
Tickets now available for the new Edinburgh show. If you book early you can get either cheap tickets on a Monday or Tuesday or a preview date.Come and spend the end of the world with me or pass it on...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:56:00 GMT |
I am like Richard Burton - I can change time |
I am writing this blog on the train on Sunday. I probably wont get it onto Facebook or My Space till Monday when I have internet access. I am on one of those Virgin trains that have internet access...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:14:00 GMT |
Losing my voice and love for Pandora |
Yo. Im back. Been coasting with my homies in my 4 by 4. Cruising for some chicks and icing my enemies. I got into some beef with some mofos from the west side, but theyre no match for me and my...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:47:00 GMT |
Broken pile of poo, Britains got poo and hate the sunshine |
Hi there. I wasnt that bothered about updating the virtual world of my thoughts until Iain Stirling asked me to. He actually asked me to blog! And when a handsome young man asks you to tell him th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:36:00 GMT |
An honest look inside my head |
My family and friends often say I am an emotional freak. That I am so up and down all the time that it is difficult to cope with. If you arent that kind of person it can be difficult to understand....
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 03:36:00 GMT |
An invitaton for an afternoon of fun |
Morning. It looks like a nice day outside. Maybe I should go out? But if I did then I would end up walking around in the sunshine which automatically results in feeling cheerful which is just s...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 02:51:00 GMT |
Calman news, Calman smells, Calman news |
Good morning. This is the Susan Calman news. BongSusan Calman is going to the dentists this morning. Last time she went you could hear her screaming from the street. The dentist was angry as apparentl...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 02:04:00 GMT |
I am not American you idiot. I am a sexy bent lady who hides books |
Hey there. How are you? Have you been working out? Seriously you look great. Hee hee. It feels like ages since you read one of these self indulgent blogs and I know you miss them. So shall we? ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 15:34:00 GMT |
Mid life crisis? Shut up you're in the way of my large pile of smack |
Its a Bank Holiday May day bank holiday or something. I dont know. When you have no real job to speak of, things like holidays and weekends mean nothing. All they mean to me is that a gig might...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 04:31:00 GMT |
