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Rocket Queen

Vol-au-vent; French for inadequate pie

About Me

I Love...
Music
Gigs
Download festival [I hate calling it that. It should still be Monsters of Rock]
Stand-up comedy
The Comedy Store
Tattoos
Irishness
The ridiculous laugh at the beginning of Lucretia
My SG. My plug in baby Nutella shakeaways
London Pirates. Yarr
Ebay. Bringer of cheap band merch and random useless shit
Day dreaming
Monty Python
I Hate..
McEvil Indie. With a passion Laughing cow cheese. It's not real cheese and no-one's laughing, especially not the cow HIM and Ville Valo in general Decent books and films being turned into shit play station games Wasps
Comedians I Love..
Ross Noble
Ed Byrne
Bill Bailey
Dara O'Briain
Michael Mcintyre
David Mitchell & Robert Webb
Billy Connolly
Frankie Boyle
Dylan Moran
Mark Watson - he's a bit Crap At The Environment [CATE]
Noel Fielding & Julian Barratt
Steve Hughes
Rob Brydon
Jack Dee
Demetri Martin
-x- I have joint ownership with lucey of a pet clam named Shelton {00} say hello to the clam -x-

My Interests



Hetfield: "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...then it's just fun you can't see"

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I'd like to meet:



Michael Palin
Eric Idle
Jeremy 'we'll try it my way..and then we'll finish' Clarkson
Simon Pegg

Monty Python - Argument Clinic/b

Music:

Favourite Guitarists...

Marty Friedman, James Hetfield, Slash, Dave Mustaine, Dave Murray, Angus Young, Jimmy Page, Jeff Waters, Dimebag, Eddie Van Halen, Michael Amott, Alexi Laiho, Kirk Hammett, John Petrucci

Bands I Love...
metallica x1 iron maiden x3 guns'n'roses megadeth x1 motley crue x1 machine head x2 led zeppelin AC/DC velvet revolver x1 annihilator the answer x2 bullets and octane x3 rise against x2 van halen muse x1 pearl jam pantera testament carcass arch enemy bad religion the distillers dream theater x1 sanctity foo fighters x2 REM x1 NOFX x1 red hot chili peppers stone sour x1 ramones children of bodom motorhead x1 black label society alkaline trio x2 system of a down shadows fall bullet for my valentine x2 KsE x2 slayer x1 at the gates venom evile trivium x2

Movies:

anchorman

Television:

mock the week, top gear, black books, peep show

Books:

1984, the python's autobiography by the pythons, michael palin diaries; the python years, the lord of the rings, motley crue - the dirt, tommyland, billy, bravemouth, moab is my washpot, anything by jeremy clarkson

Heroes:

the pythons james hetfield, kirk hammett, lars ulrich, cliff burton

Steve-O. Any man that gets his face tattooed on his back is a hero.

My Blog

So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done

[WARNING: Possibly the longest blog ever; made even longer by this warning.] I'm listening to the audio of Metallica's Wembley gig as I write this and reliving what was quite possibly t...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:55:00 PST

The Laminated Book Of Dreams

Today I achieved one of my life goals; to type a random code into the Argos stock checker and come up with an actual product. I thought it was a pipe dream, that the day would never come, but today ...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

Sing For Absolution

Muse at Wembley was always going to be immense but last night was actually mind blowing; and I wouldn't use that ridiculously cheesy phrase unless it was absolutely necessary. There are just no other ...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:00:00 PST

An Evening With Michael Mcintyre (Two actually)

Soho Theatre Saturday 12th May was a long time coming since I'd wanted to go see Michael Mcintyre for my birthday in April but his run at the Soho Theatre was sold out that month. It was totally wort...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:17:00 PST

Ed Byrne - Standing Up And Falling Down

On saturday me, Andy and Erene went to see Ed Byrne at the Riverside Studios in London. I've wanted to see him for ages and seeing him on Mock The Week again spurred me to check his site for a new tou...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Brighter Than A Thousand Suns

I don't really know where to begin with this blog, every time I think of that Maiden gig all I can remember is a blur of awesomeness, insanely loud music and Steve Harris running around the stage like...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:17:00 PST

Bullets and Octane - Astoria

Tonight.was.awesome. Not only did I get to see Bullets and Octane for the second time in a month, but I also got to meet Brent! =] I arrived at the venue at about half 7 thinking I would have missed ...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST

Bring The House Down, Bring The House Down

After waiting for what seemed like forever i finally saw Bullets and Octane at the barfly in camden last night and, needless to say, they fucking rocked! I got to the venue a bit late after getti...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

Everything Louder Than Everything Else

I think I may have just had the best 2 days of my entire life  FRIDAYOn friday I got to see the Foo Fighters at a secret gig at the camden underworld - not only my fave venue, but ...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:24:00 PST

Trivium - a night of pure metal

Metal.as.Fuck. is the only way to describe last night's gig. There were 2 great support acts. Blood Simple were awesome, i hadnt heard much by them before but i really liked them, they were good ...
Posted by Rocket Queen on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:10:00 PST