Im a stand-up comedian, magician, hypnotist, reader, juggler, animator, video editor, published author, robot dancer, psychic investigator (so far it's still all crap), drug tester, swimmer, eater, drinker, guitarist, snowboarder, ironer, song writer, washer of my own clothing, music listener, walker, tax payer, balloon-animal adviser, biscuit dunker, escapologist, and cooker of a dish called Chilli Beef and Stuff.