Danny James - ProfilesArchive

About Me

In my particular flavour world, i like to spread mirth and childishness like sweaty peanut butter.My Blog Kingdom is a land to celebrate the complexities of my oddness, along with the funk & groove of my lifestyle. Every day I feature new friends on my Blasting Couch with a smattering of mockery and disdain.
I am also a photography nut and have recently been nominated for an award by DSLR User Magazine for this photo:
I am also Hosting a charity event for Myeloma UK on 3rd July 2008 at Jongleurs Bristol. If you wish to pledge some money for said event I will add a link here shortly. In the meantime you could call them free on 0800 980 3332.
Every day people die of cancer - it affects us all. All monies collected at the show will go directly to research into this dreadful disease. The show price is Â£10 - I KNOW - ONLY A TENNER!
You'll get to see four of the world's BEST comedians live on stage, plus a host of other surprises which we're not going to tell you about. Be nice. Give us all some cash.
May your inappropriate places be touched.
DJ

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My Interests

Well, I'm a crap golfer. My handicap is officially 24.2 and I'm a full member of Bedford & County Championship Golf Course.I like motorbikes. My most recent bike was a CBR 600FN but I sold that last year as I haven't had much time to ride it.I'm also into guitars and other things that are loud.I have a minor Marine Fish obsession. I have a 300Litre Reef tank in my lounge which looks spectacular.

I'd like to meet:

Danny Sugerman, the author of Wonderland Avenue - an amazingly inspirational book about being smacked up and getting laid whilst earning loads of ch-ching.
Billie Joe Armstrong & Tre Cool - not because they're dead famous and I'm a huge Green Day fan, but mainly because I reckon that'd be some party...

Music:

Green Day Rock utterly and completely.
I am also partial to: Led Zepellin, Queen, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Anthrax, Sum 41, Blink, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Nine Inch Nails, Green Day again, Metallica, Megadeth, The Almighty, Good Charlotte, Have I mentioned Green Day?

My Blog

Dear Whittlebury Hall...

Ok, so more time has passed, and less bloggage has occurred, but I've been saving up stuff for a week for a good one.Went to watch my beloved Villa get trounced by Man Utd who were rubbish by-the-way ...
Posted by Danny James on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:26:00 PST

Dear Mr. Bradley, Managing Director, Philips Collection Services LTD

I am soooooo going to moan. Check this out: A month ago I received a letter from Thurrock Borough Council asking for £119.66, a debt which I have apparently owed them since February 2005. I asked...
Posted by Danny James on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:47:00 PST

Second Life

I don't believe it. Talk about the ultimate choke. 4 - 1 up with 20 minutes to go and we draw. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh.Anyhoo, I have recently made more addictive intermaweb discoveries. In fac...
Posted by Danny James on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:16:00 PST

Fucking Kents.

Another day, another 8 hour round trip to Kent. I fucking hate Kent. I wonder if I emailed the Government they'd de-commission the county under the Hazardous Waste Act 1984, and then sell it France wh...
Posted by Danny James on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST

Return of The Kack....

Ok, so I'm finally getting somewhere in the new house. We're still unpacking but that's mainly because we've got too much shit. Had a proper surprise yesterday though;About 10 years ago I started to w...
Posted by Danny James on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

The Twin Towers....

Last night was a shocking reminder of just how not match fit I am when it comes to doing a set. The night before I'd been in Kent for Jongleurs and MC'd at the Brittania Theatre which was LOADS of fun...
Posted by Danny James on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST

I’m online Hoo - fucking - ray!!

dudes and dudettes. Thank you muchly for your comments and emails and well wishes and stuff.To bring you all up to speed: 8 weeks ago the Doc & I found a lovely little property in a tiny village i...
Posted by Danny James on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST

Snaggletooth Shitbag...

The little bastard Fredcrumbs escaped for the third time this week this morning. The electric fence thing has been absolutely brilliant until now, but he's decided to take his chances with the pain an...
Posted by Danny James on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

Fenners Skills Episode 1...

Yesterdays exploits were totally Mambonifico. I made the journey from Bedford down to my home town to meet up with Evil and then head off for an afternoon of America bashing courtesy of Tim Lovejoy, F...
Posted by Danny James on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

JulieRoo...

Very shortly I shall be departing for that there fancy London place for another jolly in the exciting world of Major League Soccer. Evil and I are partaking of another invite to watch the show recordi...
Posted by Danny James on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:25:00 PST