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Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm

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About Me

Co-promoter of comedy club along with the lovely Tony C. Ran Essex Uni comedy club for three years. Sometime stand-up comic. Film studies and philosophy graduate. Very flaky website on www.wivenhoefunnyfarm.co.uk . Myspace Backgrounds
Just some of the fab acts who've performed here:

Nice things have been said about us on:
BBC Essex Website
Our Reviews Page

Lots of comedians have said nice things about us too:

"Well done. You've built a shed in a field" - Patrick Monahan
"A very sweet smart little comedy room" - Scott Capurro
"A very lovely gig and a very lovely audience" - Simon Dunn

My Interests

Comedy, getting lost in films, getting lost in books, getting lost in paintings, getting lost in the countryside, getting lost in strange cities, trying to put the world to right with friends, food and drink, finding treasure in charity shops, magic

I'd like to meet:

People who make me smile and/or skip. People with brilliant ideas (or with money or facilities or encouragement to help me realise my dreams. Nice kindly people with sparks and things who care about more than themselves. Funny bastards who aren't complete knobends.

Music:

I was a teenage goth. Now I listen to amongst other things The Smiths, Prince, Manu Chao, Frank Zappa (the silly stuff), Bob Marley, any skanky old punk stuff that smells, loud things with funny or doomed lyrics, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, PJ Harvey, any mental banshee type women, Nick Cave, Pulp, David Bowie, Echo and the bunnymen, Frank Sinatra with or without brutal mafioso mates cos it's all about his timing, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, Minnie Ripperton's 'loving you' as sung by drunken teary men, Nouvelle Vague, The Beatles (I have to say that after growing up in Liverpool and being ruthlessly exposed to their work (!)), Tom Waits, Hobo chang, Fat Cats, New Town Kings, The Skagills, erm... lots more things - and Dolly Parton (musical genius!)

Movies:

A Bout de Souffle, Casablanca (I have a crush on Humphrey Bogart), ed wood, apocalypse now, Pale Rider, any David Lynch film, Goodbye Lenin, Annie Hall, Play it Again Sam, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Carmen (Rosi version 1984), Withnail and I, Lost in Translation, As Good as it gets, One Flew over the cuckoos nest, The Shining, Billy Liar, Carry on Up the Khyber, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Carry on Follow that Camel, Carry on screaming, The Lavender Hill mob and the ealing version of Ladykillers, Ghost World, Bedazzled (Pete and Dud version), The Magic Christian, Way Out West, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Saturday night and Sunday morning, El Mariachi, The Red Squirrel, Sex and Lucia, The Empire Strikes Back, Bladerunner, Jubilee, The Man With Two Brains, Stir Crazy, Trading Places, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Les amants du pont neuf, Betty Blue, The Great Dictator, A taste of honey, Magnolia, The Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Clerks, Aliens, Kes, trashy horror films and of course Escape to Victory.and many many more.

Television:

The Simpsons, Lost, Corrie, footy. Oh and Dr Who

Books:

Lots of random things - especially books in pubs and weirdo bookshops. Especially The Mills and Boon selection at the Eels Foot pub in Eastbride, Suffolk. I also like Westleton book shop.My confession - I buy books I would like to read for people as presents so I can test drive them before wrapping them. -- I like papers and comics way too much. My house is one big rustling fire risk.

Heroes:

Nelson Mandela (I've photographed the back of his head!), Tony Benn, Michael Foot, Martin Luther King, Humphrey Bogart, Felicia Brown (first British person to die in the Spanish civil war and a bit of a mad bint who lived in the woods in Witham), Bill Hicks, Dave Allen (the dead comedian not the local tai chi instructor although he is a jolly good chap too), Che Guevara, Maya Angelou, Morrissey (sort of), Steve Redgrave (actually I don't like him at all but "he rows" geddit? eh? come back!!!

My Blog

Mortal thoughts - and a bit of X factor

It's all been a bit morbid of late round here, what with me finding out my mate Martin (the chap with Parkinsons who I was visiting in the residential home in Bristol) has died after not recovering fr...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:23:00 PST

Big Brother: Black Forrest Gumpo

It seems that Endemol have also lost faith in this series of Big Brother, firstly asking housemates to design their own task, and finally resorted to the time-honoured "housemates create a Big Brother...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:16:00 PST

Life Blog: FFS!

Was told by the rather dishy Doctor Tim at Fracture clinic today that I have to wear the pneumatic boot of doom for another MONTH!!!! Considering I was told it would take 3-4 weeks to heal two weeks a...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:40:00 PST

BB8: Twinageddon

It all starts going horribly wrong again on Day 88, when using a coded sequence of winks and grunts, Carole and Ziggy laughingly discuss the fact they both nominated Tracey, which is all fine and dand...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:20:00 PST

Life blog: Crabby hermit

Today I've come to the realisation that I have no sense of humour left. The novelty of having a fracture has started to wear off slightly, despite my having purchased stickers for the robo-boot (one o...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

BB8: Blog index to date

To save anyone who's really bovvered* to read these blogs searching back. *They're well "phat" mind.23rd August- Deal wiv it - Tracey and Kara-Louise evicted23rd August - Aside - Celebrity Big Brother...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 05:14:00 PST

BB8: Deal wiv it

So eviction night opens to Davina wearing a tight bin-bag dress and being a bitch about Kara-Louise's armpit ablutions, for, as she knows, nothing gets the Elstree crowd going like kicking someone whe...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

BB8: Raving Private Brian

Having won a luxury shopping list, Ziggy, Liam and Brian plan a military style coup in an attempt to thwart the evil shopping Tsar Carole from using tab and beer money to buy kilos of carrots and hess...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:00:00 PST

Celebrity Big Brother to be axed. Way to miss the point!

If this article is true then Endemol yet again have proved their happy knack to totally misunderstand their audience. It's clear that this series of Big Brother (and previous) suffered from increasing...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:30:00 PST

BB8: A Jonty angle

Lately I've warmed to Jonty, even though I still wouldn't accept an invitation to see his plush puppies without a tremor of trepidation. He's proved himself to be a patient, consistently peacemaking a...
Posted by Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST