Curse you, Co-Operative Bank |
The first verse of Blowing In The Wind, burned on the memory of everybody in my generation, goes:How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?How many seas must a white dove sail ... Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:57:00 GMT |
Worst birthday ever, apart from Shakespeare's last one |
We start in the early afternoon:I travel to Reading and the west a lot. I buy boundary zone 6 to Reading tickets, since the stretch up to the LT boundary is covered by my Freedom Pass. This has alwa... Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:42:00 GMT |
PBH's Annual Birthday: March 3rd |
A one-man show extracted from bits of past years' one-man shows and miscellaneous shiteto celebrate PBH's birthday. 8pm Tuesday March 3rdupstairs at the Lamb Tavern, Leadenhall Market, London EC3V 1LR... Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:03:00 GMT |
bloody awful comperes |
Picking on members of the audience is wrong.It's lazy; it's arrogant: it intrudes into their space; it alienates them.Do your research. If you're there to greet your audience (which you should be) yo... Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:32:00 GMT |
Waitrose vegetable crisps at £1.75 a packet |
These crisps, a mixture of parsnip, carrot, sweet potato and (my favourite) beetroot, are an indulgence of mine; another thing to give up in retirement. I never liked beetroot when it only came in vi... Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:29:00 GMT |
Ebony and Irony |
I suppose many others have noticed:that the redtops and others screaming for Harry Wales (Windsor? Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg?) to be brutally punished by his military superiors (whatev... Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:11:00 GMT |
Get over it, Sam |
At the 1996 Fringe, I shared a flat with Simon Dowd and Sam Ingles, who was trying to be a comedian at the time.
A long time ago, as those of you of a mathematical bent will already have calculated.&n... Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:24:00 GMT |
I’m mad, I’m mad, ha ha |
... and so are all my ilk.
(I never thought I had an ilk, but I do.)
Observe:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=56494
Gee, Officer Krupkewe're down on our kneescos no-one wants a fellaw... Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:42:00 GMT |
The ugliest American |
Did I imagine it on Channel 4 news on Tuesday?
Covering the occupation of Bangkok airport by protesters against the government, with all the human rights issues involved in that. And one frustra... Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:36:00 GMT |
Naomi Campbell and me |
Well now, who has sympathy for Naomi Campbell?
The things she said, The disruption she caused. The "How dare you tell me what my options are?" The "Do you know who I am?"
How many of... Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:46:00 GMT |