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About Me

I am FEMALE AND THE MAIN THING I LIKE TO DO IS TYPE CRAP ON THIS THING. bUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH. Very busy UK comedienne with TV credits including regular roles on 3 Non Blonde’s, Cirque De Celebrity and Twisted Tales (BBC 3). Can also be seen on T V alot doing talking heads (oh me an me industry speak) You will never guess it is me as I change my hair colour or wear a hat. sometimes glasses sometimes not. I think you may well guess it is me until i loose a lot of weight and you go "my gosh is that Ninia Benjamin. An’t she lost a lot of weight, she looks so different" until that time you will guess it is me. I also have one of the most driest pages on this WHOLE myspace thing as i am (WAITING TO MEET SOME ONE TO SHOW ME WHAT TO DO RATHER THAN PEOPLE TELLING ME CLICK HERE DRAG HERE, SCAN IN HER WHAT THE ........ May I add it is no use saying i will do your page for you as i want to be standing on your shoulders when you trouble my page. So thank you for the offer Mr Banker but NO DEAL........

My Interests

FOOD and finding a 3 wheeled chopper (you may want to read my blog to understand this statement)

I'd like to meet:

There are nuff people i wanna meet these are just a few of them. Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson, Bobbie DeNiro, Whoopie, Oprah, Steve Spielberg, Jammie Foxx Beyonce (is that how you spell it) Judge Judy oh my gosh she is my girl (so sad I even watch the repeats my claim to the judge i met a guy who was security at the studio that makes judge judy) METHOD MAN OR ANY OF THOSE RAPPERS. MISSY AND ...........................................................

Music:

I LOVE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC AND I MEAN ALL TYPES

Movies:

THE BEST MOVIES I LIKE ARE THE ONES WHERE PEOPLE ACT IN THEM. YOU CAN'T BEAT A BIT OF ACTING JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T BEAT A BIT OF BULLY.

Television:

I LIKE ALL TV, IN FACT I LIKE TOO MUCH TV HENCE WHEN MY PROGRAMME IS ON DON'T EVEN CALL ME AS I WILL NOT ANSWER THE PHONE. (IT'S JUST THE WAY I AM)

Books:

All Ed McBain and all Sue Townsend and because of Dominic Woodward i am reading the BAGGY trousered PHILATHARPIST (YES I KNOW THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL IT. AGAIN MY I DIRECT YOU TO MY BLOGS FOR THE SPELLING) ALL KINDS OF BOOKS REALLY.

Heroes:

I AM MORE OF A CELEBRATION KIND OF GIRL. gET IT . IF YOU ARE AMERICAN LET ME EXPLAINE THERE ARE THESE CHO ( CAN'T BE ARSED) EMAIL ME AND I WILL TELL YOU.

My Blog

page envy

I hate fucking page envy and i got to stop doing it. Going and looking at peoples pages and then hating mine cause it an't full of fun things like pictures of lunar landings and different colour...
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Thu, 15 May 2008 04:40:00 PST

taking pictures close up

So my mate Andy takes proper pictures of things and even got in the news paper in his home town. So we was chatting and the pictures are really good and i said i wanna do that. So i did and i am rea...
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:46:00 PST

getting a cold and living alone

Why do we gotta get sick when it is nearly summer. I have been sneezing and coughing like a gooden. To ill to eat (me not eating what a thing) and to ill to even get up and make something ...
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:41:00 PST

tickets and things

speeding tickects whos had em who needs em who wants em.How do you not get them.and what if you get em fuck
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:57:00 PST

3 WHEELED CHOPPER

I am thinking of buying myself a 3 wheeled chopper so that i can still look cool while riding a bike.What do you think.I do have a bike but i can only ride in straight lines and every time i look behi...
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:43:00 PST

hair colour

well as you may or may not not i change my hair colour (yes any american friends we do put a u in the word colour,) So now is my 6 monthly time for me to change. Well it is as good as a re...
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:10:00 PST

i have met some one

at fucking last i have met some one. I am so happy his name is Mai and his surname is Imagination. Ha ha
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:41:00 PST

Blonde hair, slim face and new friends

I want more friends and also that picture of me with the blonde hair was when i was doing the circus so excersing so was loosing weight. Now i do not do that my face now looks like a moon with p...
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:00:00 PST

cutting hair

Well i became a hairdresser to the stars. Well the people who wanted to raise money for children in need, so to me they are all stars. I had the most fun and laughed like an idiot a lot of...
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:20:00 PST

Andy told me that i had to write a blog about me holilday to Thailand

So here goes. I went to thailand in april 07 and it was fantastic, Then nearly 2 weeks later it felt like i had not been a way. Some of you reading my blogs may of noticed that i am ...
Posted by Ninia Benjamin on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:55:00 PST