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The One And Only Chris Page (thankfully)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Welcome to my bizarre little world....By day, I'm an aspiring screenwriter/producer with several projects at various stages of development. I'm a partner in a television production company, The Wheelie Good Production Company, and we are currently developing a number of programme concepts, including comedy shows, documentaries and factual entertainment programmes. I'm particularly inspired by intelligent, quirky writer/directors such as Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino.By night I'm.......well, you'll have to ask me nicely, won't you?I don't bite - unless you specifically ask me to!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who I DON'T want to meet:NO political Conservatives, thanks. We'd never get on - due to me having a social conscience.GENUINE friend requests only.I'm up for like-minded friends of either sex with similar interests, Disabled or not.Sense of humour is a PRIORITY.I'd particularly like to exchange ideas with other people in the creative industries, with a view to future collaboration - especially Disabled people, because our stories are seldom told, and our talents rarely recognised.

My Blog

Suggestions wanted

Now my kidney stones are gone - almost a year after diagnosis - I need a new obsession to base my life on. Any moderately sensible suggestions will be considered*.That don't include Twitter or Second ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 09:46:00 GMT

Through the keyhole (this is NOT an April Fool joke)

My keyhole surgery for kidney stones has been rescheduled to the 14th of April. I was due to have it done on the 21st, but the specialist team won't be available to monitor me post-op, as they'll appa...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:40:00 GMT

Picking your battles

I cannot understand how Coalition Forces are engaged in an unwinnable guerilla war in Afghanistan while Robert Mugabe, like a modern-day Emperor Nero, is allowed to preside over a rampant Cholera epid...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:58:00 GMT

Roll away the stone - PLEASE!

So, I went to the hospital yesterday for an appointment with my Consultant Urologist (see blog entry "Bloody Hell" for all the gory background details). The news isn't terrific. The kidney stone ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:21:00 GMT

Bloody Hell

I've just got back from spending an inadvertent 4 days in hospital. I had a sudden onset of a bladder infection on Sunday morning, which required urgent investigation and (very painful) treatment...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 07:33:00 GMT

Is this the grossest drink EVAH???

I give you: Pure Espresso SODA! http://www.manhattanspecial.com/products_pure_espresso.html I'm getting the Caffeine jitters just thinking about it....
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:55:00 GMT

Feeling Spacey - but not Kevin!

My doctor gave me yet another pill for my high blood pressure. I took it for the first time, and I have that feeling you get after a night on the booze, where you’re not hungover, but opretty da...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:15:00 GMT

There IS a difference between complaining and explaining

Got into a bit of a spat with someone this afternoon. I was trying to get them to understand that it isn't just simply a matter of deciding to change your life that helps you to achieve it. There IS a...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:23:00 GMT

The Thief Of Time

This news hit the Net yesterday: http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html Terry Pratchett, author of the multi-million selling Discworld novels, has been diagnosed with, as he puts it, a very rare for...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:16:00 GMT

It’s the Final Countdown.....

Put away those Air Guitars, you guys! What I means is, as of today, it's exactly six months until a fateful day - my 40th Birthday! I'm Middle Aged - Get Me Out Of Here!!!!!
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:05:00 GMT