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Silky

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Internationally acclaimed stand-up comedian & musician. The Balding Beck of Comedy. www.killforaseat.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with heads.

My Blog

Doctors Told Me It Was Your Chutney Killed My Gut Flora

Hello there, lover of comedy/eternal masochist.. It's that time when I (Silky) send out slightly forced emails in the vague hope that there's someone on the other end, and copy them to my blog because...
Posted by Silky on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:57:00 PST

Bank Holidays

Best things to do this weekend: fill your mouth with dried peas, tilt your head back and pour in a good glug of water. Close your mouth, and as the peas start to slowly expand, you find out how strong...
Posted by Silky on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:11:00 PST

I've got my Spelunking head on.

Hello there.. Hope you're very well. I know I've sent this out as a bulletin, but here it is again.. There's a review of the tour show on Chortle.co.uk (http://www.chortle.co.uk/shows/misc_live_shows/...
Posted by Silky on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:57:00 PST

I can't leave the subject blank. Myspace will collapse.

Got away with it for another three nights running at the Hyena Comedy Club in Newcastle upon Tyne, and unpacking boxes at home, found one of my darkest secrets. A copy of Vogue from 1984. I'm in it. ...
Posted by Silky on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:00:00 PST

Bongo Bongo, Baghdad stylee

Now there's a turn up for the books.. A friend who is working in Iraq has been teaching English to his class in Mansour, Baghdad. One of the songs he's been using is my song 'Bongo Bongo.' There aren'...
Posted by Silky on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

Diplomatic Incidents...

Hello you. I'm had my profile changed from a Band Profile to a Comedy Profile (because I was here back in the day, aw yeah) which means that all of my friends have become 'fans' apparently, which made...
Posted by Silky on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

Wheeee!

Hello world. I spent this morning doing a radio show on BBC York with David Nobbs, who wrote The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, and a Bit of a Do, and some of my favourite books.. Pratt of the Argu...
Posted by Silky on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

Insult of the day.

The first in an occasional series of great insults for you to cut out and keep. Today, why not call someone a...Fuckin' QUEEG..?
Posted by Silky on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST

Did you know?

The second in an occasional series of astounding facts* to run past your incredulous friends.Whereas honey is chemically classed as a WAX, biscuits are in fact a HERB.*actual fact content may differ f...
Posted by Silky on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

Did you know?

The first in an occasional series of astounding facts* to run past your incredulous friends.The Director of PJ & Duncan's 1994 video 'Let's Get Ready to Rhumble' was none other than High King of Nepot...
Posted by Silky on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST