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Michael Legge

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About Me

Born from an egg on a mountain top, Monkey is funky and never stops. But I digress; this is the story of a man emotionally cornered on the edge of a cliff of pure turmoil of his own undoing that he did himself.Mild mannered (unless drinking) and borderline alcoholic, Michael Legge was the most bullied man at school. He got called names, was spat on and had his dinner money stolen every day. I know what you..re thinking; Teachers can be cruel, but that..s exactly the kind of joke he doesn..t like. He saw it coming a flipping mile off because Legge has a terrible secret. In fact, it..s an awful secret as most people know it already.While on a lovely field trip, Michael was taking photos of rare flora and fauna for his high school magazine, Razzle. The photos were never published but it was still a day he would never forget, thanks to his well written diary entry. For it was on that day Michael saw the circus was coming to town. Excited by the prospects of the hilarity of a gypsy loner dressed like a twat (I think he means a clown) and driving a broken car full of midgets, Michael ran as fast as he could to buy a ticket. Nine hours later he arrived at the box office only to be bitten by a radioactive Ring MasterUnknown at the time, that bite was about to change his life forever. Michael started to change. Soon he was taking on the powers of someone who was not quite good enough to have an act of his own, someone who could make an audience clap and cheer but not actually laugh. Furious at realising his new calling, Michael swore revenge on all who thought themselves funny and singing comedians. It was then that he became THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES, an evil, heartless, bitter creature who believed in nothing but ruining a perfectly good night out. By day, he may be a mild mannered couch potato who gets up about noon but every night he changes. Woe betide any comic who is introduced by him for they will surely die a horrible death. Check out this video: 28 Costumes - You Excite Me
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My Interests

I am interested in looking, noticing, seeing, skipping, pretending I'm seriously ill and a great big tit.

I'd like to meet:

People from other planets like Germany or Moon.

Music:



Movies:

Star Wars. Fargo. Debbie Does Charity Work.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm. South Park. Wife Swan.

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces. The Onion. The Joy Of Seth.

Heroes:

Han Solo.

My Blog

Some things....

Just remembered that two parts of The Clock Hour will be staged at THE BRANDI BORR COMEDY BASH this coming Monday 2nd June at the Bloomsbury Theatre. Myself and Jeremy from The Real Daniel Show will b...
Posted by Michael Legge on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:00:00 PST

THE CLOCK HOUR: Part II

OK, so nothing really brilliant happened at the meeting. Also, the word "meeting" is pretty much null and void when it comes to us discussing our Edinburgh Show. It's not really a "meeting" if we're j...
Posted by Michael Legge on Wed, 21 May 2008 04:33:00 PST

The First Day of THE CLOCK HOUR

PLEASE NOTE: I've just started a blog at blogger.com and below is my first attempt. If you look very closely I never really swear much in it. Not so much as a cuntypie. Don't know how long I'll keep i...
Posted by Michael Legge on Mon, 19 May 2008 04:33:00 PST

Summer Is Over

Whoo-hoo! We had 8 whole days of sunshine IN A ROW! And now it's back to dear old British slate-grey cloud again. Some of you will, of course, be deeply dissappointed to see that the sun has taken his...
Posted by Michael Legge on Sat, 17 May 2008 02:45:00 PST

Is there anybody there?

Hello, dears. I just looked through a few of my past blogs. I thought they were alright. Think I should start blogging again? Maybe I will. Actually, I've got a great TRUE story of how I once ended up...
Posted by Michael Legge on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:36:00 PST

I finally made it!

There's an old saying in show business; "Question:Can you show me the way to Carnegie Hall? Answer: PRACTICE". Well, that certainly applies to me now because after years of being dedicated to my art t...
Posted by Michael Legge on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:44:00 PST

My Debut Album

A lot of you have been asking me "when oh when will Michael Legge finally release a music CD of his own". Well, move over, Owen Paul, because I've finally done it. Just like Kurt Cobain and...
Posted by Michael Legge on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST

Who gives one kudos?

I don't really have time to write this blog today as I'm off to see THE TRAP on tour in Armagh and Enniskillen tomorrow. The Trap are the world's funniest people. Way funnier than David Baddiell and H...
Posted by Michael Legge on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:43:00 PST

I am now one of those people.

I own a pet. It's a dog. I like it. But I know some people who are mad and think that their dogs are people. I know someone who wanted to know where she could take her dog for swimming lessons (I told...
Posted by Michael Legge on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

Save the planet, '70's style.

At the last Real Daniel O'Donnell Show yet another heartfelt appeal to save the environment was made. This time, instead of a talking Irish polar bear, we were lucky enough to go back in time to 1973 ...
Posted by Michael Legge on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:37:00 PST