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mr tom bell

About Me

This is my website: www.tombell.org
Hello there. Now that myspace is so "square" i don't really update this page too much. But there may still be things of interest. My radio show "Indie Cops" will be returning to Resonance Fm from March 2nd (every monday 22.00-23.00) and I'm one half of the most exciting double-act of all
this is our website: http://www.tommyandtheweeks.co.uk
I am a stand up and sketch comedian working in the growing alternative comedy scene in London. I'm one half of double-act "Tommy & the Weeks" with Ed Weeks (28) Together we are "gloriously surreal" (the guardian) and had The Scotsman newspaper inventing new superlatives and then binning them in favour of the old ones. I run a night of alt comedy and painting in Stoke Newington, North London every month called Captain Dude & The Dude Patrol, although that's stopped to be honest. To be honest, I have too many myspace pages, and i don't even know how to change this to a comedy one to put up my gigs, but they might be/should be on my website, www.tombell.org. (they aren't)
I have done two full, solo Edinburgh Fringe Shows "the lost tapes of tom bell" in which I interviewed tapes of myself aged 7 (whilst the audience painted me and ate crumpets) became a sleeper hit at the 2007 Edinburgh Fringe; a "hot show" pick in The Scotsman and described by The Guardian as "a truly high-quality show... It's meticulous and sweet... contextualised by good jokes and perfect timing". I followed this up with "Tom Bell & the age of Rockstar Death" where I discussed how it feels to be the same age as Kurt Cobain when he shot himself but really was just an excuse for me to realise a dream to perform a song I wrote when I was 16, all done in the round whilst standing on piles of old clothes. I suppose you could call it "Winning and eccentric", the BBC did. Ahem!
Away from all these slightly dull quotes, I am essentially a man made up of bits of other people and things I have read and heard and sensed for myself but often come to understand through my immediate surroundings. I live in London, a city which in 1666 got pretty badly burnt but was lovingly restored, though later got bombed a lot and is now home to over 2,000 people
thanks for stopping by. i'm broke so if anyone wants to offer me money etc, go for it chief! And really, htpp://www.tommyandtheweeks.co.uk is a really good site.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a real mix
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5649171228
here's the sort of things we do there...

My Blog

(Article for Rebel magazine)

I wrote this article for the Sartorial Gallery's "Rebel" magazine in March 2008 for their issue on Truth and Lies. Thought I'd reprint here as not many people would have known to look out for it. I a...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Climate Change: The Irony Within

The hottest April on record, catastrophic droughts in Australia, bumble bees about 10% less bumbly. It sounds like something out of a Hollywood action movie starring Mark Wahlberg running at a blockbu...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:49:00 GMT

A Dragon Problem

Hello there.In my research for my Edinburgh Show "The Lost Tapes of Tom Bell" (in which I interview tapes of myself I made when I was 7) I have uncovered a number of short stories I wrote at around t...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:20:00 GMT

My Face, But On Celebrities

For anyone who ever doubted that these things work, check out my celebrity look alikes. When people on the street told me I looked like a Japanese Sienna Miller/Bob Dole hybrid I used to mock, but no ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:17:00 GMT

Some Famous Tunnels

As you may already be aware, (I talk about it enough!) I am researching a BBC 3 documentary on tunnels to be aired in the spring of 2007, provisionally entitled "Tunnel Vision". (to be honest, the tit...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:54:00 GMT

Time Tug : 2009

Time. The one constant that binds all our lives; permeating history like an obvious soup. It is often portrayed as a wizened man casting sagely eyes on an ornate hourglass, though in reality Time woul...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 20:33:00 GMT

Bad Names For A Dog - Play Along!

A great game I was introduced thanks to "Moondog Loves You"Let's play! Everyone join in, prizes for the best:Bad Names For A Dog:Greg RusedskiSubstitute WifePaulJD SportsCarpetFish SupperMr WoofCatVol...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 19:32:00 GMT

Sad Dog Poem

I wrote this a while ago but it has clearly lost none of it's potency so I thought I would post it here:Sad Dog PoemIt's such a shameHe saidI've killed your dogHe saidThat is a shameI thoughtNow my do...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 15:20:00 GMT

100 Myspace Friends - A Study

Hello there. At the time of writing I have exactly 100 myspace friends. Perhaps you are even one of them (imagine!) My 1st friend was Miss Sarah Bennetto, a popular figure here on myspace and indeed, ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:39:00 GMT

[email protected]

Hello there. Thanks for reading my words. I thought about not writing any because I worried that it might seem a bit "showy-offy". But then I realised, it's not like anyone actually has to read it, an...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:37:00 GMT