The Geoff Show, Reading tales of fiction, music that makes me want to dance/sing/cry, german buses, writing on my hand, 'whimsical' comedy, chavving it up in Croydon town with the minges, eating in the Croydon Nandos (cause I live the fucking dream), going to the cinema in the morning, playing cricket, watching snooker, knitting club, basketball, going to radio show recordings as a severe form of procrastination, to not do homework, foreign snack foods, refusing to grow up, pub quizzes, wristbands, rebelling against the Catholic opressors, Robin Ince's blogs, drinking myself into a stupour.
Gladys, you're brilliant
Leave the Pee be!
The after effects of having that second cup of tea
Of course we don't have to flush it down, do we?
No, for a that's a waste of water, by royal CATE decree
The message here is simple. ACHTUNG AND SAVE THE PEE
A pint or four of lager, goes down so easily
But consider briefly the idea to let the water be
Flush too much and you doth waste the equivalent of a sea
So my friend, take the hint, ACHTUNG AND SAVE THE PEE
Its clear to us that the mother nature needs some TLC
So when you rine, remember, let the flusher remain free
We can help to fix the world, with this emphatic plea
Don't waste the water (but flush the poo), ACHTUNG AND SAVE THE PEE
I'd like to meet:
Geoff and his Symposium, Kurt Cobain, Douglas Adams, Boris Johnson, Stephen Fry, Ross Noble, Ellen DeGeneres, Jack Black and Kyle Gass, and Karl Pilkington.
Music:
Arctic Monkeys
The Automatic
Babyshambles
The Beatles
Beethoven
Be your own PET
Blink 182
Blondie
Blur
Boy Kill Boy
Brahms
Captain
Danny Elfman
Debussy
Dirty Pretty Things
Fall Out Boy
Fauré
Feeder
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
The Fratellis
The Futureheads
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly.
Gossip
Green Day
Guillemots
The Holloways
Hot Hot Heat
Idlewild
Interpol
Jamie T
Jeff Buckley
Kaiser Chiefs
Kasabian
Keane
The Killers
The Kinks
The Kooks
KT Tunstall
Ladyfuzz
Larrikin Love
The Libertines
Led Zepplin
The Long Blondes
The Magic Numbers
Maxïmo Park
Michael Jackson
Morrissey
Mozart
Muse
Mystery Jets
Nickelback
Nirvana
Panic! At The Disco
The Pipettes
Placebo
The Police
Prodigy
Queen
The Raconteurs
Radiohead
The Rakes
Ravel
Red Hot Chili Peppers
REM
The Rifles
The Smiths
Snow Patrol
The Strokes
Sting
The Subways
Taking Back Sunday
Tenacious D
Tim Minchin
Towers Of London
The View
The Vines
We Are Scientists
Wolfmother
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Young Knives
The Zutons
Movies:
The Life of Brian, Amélie, Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, This Is Spinal Tap, Finding Nemo, and Drop Dead Fred (watched at least once a week between the ages of 5 and 10)
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Television:
Time Trumpet and The Thick of It - no one can deny the genius of Iannucci, Green Wing , The Boosh, HIGNFY esp. with Boris, Mock The Week even with the ridiculous notion of 'points', Family Guy, Buzzcocks, QI- gotta have a bit of Fry in there, Lead Balloon, Monty Python's Flying Circus (of course), Fawlty Towers, Scrubs, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Ellen DeGeneres Show (queen of observational comedy), Neighbours :)
boosh compliation
Radio: The Geoff Show, The Now Show, ISIHAC, Just A Minute, Serious About Comedy, The News Quiz, Laura Solon, Down The Line, Dead Ringers, The Personality Test, That Mitchell and Webb Sound, The Museum of Everything, Russell Brand, Russell Howard, and Ricky, Stephen and Karl. Oh, and The Archers.
Books:
If I had time I would read all day, but according to my optician, I can either carry on reading, or stop my sight deteriorating before I'm nearly blind... bring on the milk bottle bottom glasses... anything by Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Sue Townsend, Stephen Fry, Bill Bryson (when he is good), Tony Hawks, JK Rowling, Phillip Pullman, and Malorie Blackman.
Heroes:
"I'm worse at what I do best, and for this gift I feel blessed."
"I don't want to run my fingers through your hair, I'd rather run my fingers through your intestines."
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
"I said hey babe, take a Kirsty Wark on the wild side."
