We always wanted to be a freak, right from when we was a little twisty babies. We was Siamese Twins, born cheek to cheek. But eventually we grew apart. It's no surprise we turned out how we did. Our mother was the most notorious Pig Lady Face of Bethnal Green and our father was Toby Le Rone; an oversized pyramid of performing chocolate.We did it all. Giantism, dwarfism, pretending to have verrucas. And now, we practically have to wank for pennies.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Gladstone, Pig Lady Faces, Dog Bastids (though they're extinct now), Derren Brown
