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Mz. Juizzzeh

Plethora du Paganre' @ the electric coffee house

About Me

Evidently this is where I'm supposed hang my list of potential bragging rights and say something intriguing by which to invite you to visit my site.abracadabra... poof... Here you are... Have a look as suits you. If not, I'll try to get over it...gahnudge-gahnudge, wink-wink... Blink.As certain as I am beyond the shadow of all pretense of remotest doubt of the ubiquitous margin for all manner of quixotic grooviness here on myspace, I am NOT, how you say;... into it.... I am however, into the great global language so I'll leave the latter open to literal interpretation. Blah, blah and blah... some more legend laced blah and oh... blah sphemy... amuck... I be hangin''round here to do a little happy chanting; scribe to my hearts content in unrelenquished glee (when I have time) and to inflict upon you the reader however taxing at times, the results... here is a place to maybe liberate a few chickens... and occasionally run the dogma off the leash... and chill. T'other 'n 'at... I'm just here for the band... s, babies! Wankers and wannabes are better suited as bait when deep sea fishing and I am not Rupert Murdock so please don't advertise your trip on my space. Comprende loco? ( Though, I mean that in the nicest possible way.)So, as they say in the aulde land of Joyce-ville; "Riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and the environs.... where everyone is currently chanting with a kiss babies and eat daisies kinda happiness."
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My Interests

A lot of things interest me...I could go on and on until my ID explodes so what's to know? I get up in the morning like most mammals with opposing appendages, utilize my day and go to bed at night. Not very individual of me it's true but it works. Avoidance of the R.(ampid)S.(tupidity) Factor is pretty much a full time occupation some days but I have my share of jocularity. FYI. "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order." Brian Pickrell "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." Frank Zappa "All you need is love." John Lennon

I'd like to meet:

God..... s I'd like to set up a debate between Jehovah, Nietzsche and Santa Claus on the relevant disorders of humanity.... though really I'd just like to play twister. The Banana Splits... Kilgore Trout and Arthur Dent. ...and I'd consider a cup with Homer... Carpe canem an all o' that.

You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

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Music:

All things Peter Gabriel which absolutely includes all things Tony Levin and that Pete Levin guys is kinda pretty excellent too.. Jerry Marotta ("ye oughta have a Marotta") olde Genesis, Yes, Neil Young, The Band, The Grateful Dead, Woody & Arlo Guthrie, Leonard Cohen(still waiting on that lunch date RSVP there, Leonard) & Bob Dylan...Big Sugar..Spirit of the West... Folk, rock, and all manner of ethno groove.. You can spare me the rap and hip hop... I prefer literate musicians... and the " I lost mah woman and mah pickup truck" redneck boys can whine elsewhere too..

Movies:

The U.S. VS. JOHN LENNON Winter Passing "His editor said there were so many spelling mistakes he thought he was trying to capture the voice of an illiterate." Tombstone... "You're a daisy if ye do!"**** Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy**** Even Cowgirls get the Blues,**** Little Big Man,**** 'Lodgeskins' is classic Dance Me Outside.. 'Frank' eh, "Do ya think women are thinkin' somethin' ?"*** Incident at Oglala,**** Thunderheart,*** The Evening Star,** The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio **** Auntie Mame,*** The Illusionist **** So many.. these ones stand out at the moment.

Television:

wot was that middle part? Ok, I dig on watching "The Naked Archaeologist" with Simcha Jacobovici. The guy is extraordinary. Penn & Teller Bullshit can be kind of amusing too.

Books:

"Jitterbug Perfume" ALL Tom Robbins creations... he is the Master of all things poignant in wit. " All the trouble in the World" PJ O' RourkeKLYD WATKINS 'ghost trees' and '5 SPEED'... ah, yeeeah baby!!!! With "Harp All Made of Gold" CD plugged in way like, often... you'll find out what I'm talking about if you do.I could go on for days thinking about this one. There's some good ones out there. I really enjoy coming across antique books pertaining to 19th century culture and lifestyle quite a lot... managed to collect a few. I'd like to read more poets. Any suggestions???

Heroes:

My Mother...Brenda... aaand my numbah wan sun.. are enough to keep me inspired.

My Blog

Ohm I Got !

Ohm I Got  ..: Yeah, so I've been a tad preoccupied of late with this course that I'm taking but that Jordan Maxwell dude managed to catch my attention and hold it for longer than it takes t...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

..and now for something a titch different..

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to co...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST

Moon day

Yeah, so the snow has been replaced by rain lately and the soil is now tossing up all manner of spring whatnots and bulbishnesses. It's a camera's delight. I can hardly wait for the colour and li...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:19:00 PST

What's up?

This tune was just on the morning airwaves. It is one of my all time favourite leg shakers & has an energy that hits me where I live making me want to raise high the roofbeams  and...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

Das Mott gottit guut

Cody Darlink.. Yeah so it's March break and my kid is giving me a laugh a minute over here. I'm telling you. It never stops. It's like someone tugged the baby doll cord attached to him when he was a...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

Undt I Qvote das ladees shmartenheddin

Well after this weeks steaming heap award in the poetry talent area with the last er, posting... I have only this to say. It's a quote actually and it goes like this... "I have a simple philosophy. Fi...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

More compulsive poetry disorder

Reflection Dawn lies in the eastern corridor Giving rise to the fallen night It's curtain stretches like linen torn By fingers of morning light Somewhere& Tomorrow sleeps in a gunnysack Awai...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

Just another bloomin ramblin' commentary

Yeah, so February slipped under the door relatively unnoticed. We all expect regular bombings out of Iraq and corrupt politics everywhere else. We in Canada are still awaiting Pinocchio Harper to beco...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:52:00 PST

I got a whale of a flashback this morning and feel inclined to pass it along..

This old folk song brought back a flood of memories this morning when I turned on our local radio station to catch the weather.It stirred up some good old stuff and made me remember a more innocent ti...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:43:00 PST

Here... jab this shit into your 11 year old daughter... it's on us.

... in a free country runs dictatorship. What next.. imposed sterilization against overpopulation? I'm glad I'm 41 and in Canada. This is bovine excrement and turns my stomach. Everybody listen to IR...
Posted by Mz. Juizzzeh on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST