Happy Guru

BOMB PAIN NOT PEOPLE
~ A Big Welcome To YOU ~ Hi. I'm Duncan. I inhabit Sydney - or Sydney inhabits me. The Winner is Sydney in every way. Oh it's all about and should only ever be about LoVe.
This page is pretty easy going - if you're a person with a heart then feel free to hang loose with the Gurus. You'll be a HIT round here baby. Ok - and all this Guru Bang Bang Fu-Fang Gang Bang Udder Swingin' stuff .. it's just a groove in the record baby and it's spinnin' round like a soy crispy rissole. Just don't let it grab hold of you and really SPIN YOU right of control. Get the sound of the mother beat in your life and get on the soul vibration groove beat connector tracks. Easy babe. Whatever you do - don't spin out. And don't take this page too seriously - it has bugs, insecurities and all sorts of Bi-Polar Cow diversion sufferings. But in the secret herbs - The Genuine and Very Real Happy Guru is an embodiment of all our souls. It's true. It's a collective happiness that can potentially make others sick with envy. But this is a happiness of the soul so you don't need to be outward about the affair. Keep it a secret. Start chanting to yourself and no one will interupt you. Here's a cushion cup-cakes. I'll get the peace. Om. If you can't work with that - you'll be fine. We'll get there. It's a ficticious space that is made up of modern creative and very conscious thoughts. Very Hip and With-It individuals who see past the sauce. We've got gravy & We've got all the time in the world for the strays and stranglers. All these collective thoughts are by you and me and the next Mother Beat. Ya Know Dog? Peace out to the Bros. & the Sistas. I won't start spinning out. Anyway I won't. I'll be here for you though if you do. I've got some water if you want some. Do you know the way to San Jose? "Oh My Goodness" is a cheap marketing Queen and Happy Guru just wants to get on the band wagon. Oh Really? Have you started up a new band Gypsy Guru? Oh No - Not the Moochys and The Sister Phat Guru Beats! Far Out - Call Me a Cab Sweet Pecs. Yeah run over the bitch - she was bitchin' MYspace when I owned it first. Now Now Now. Yes I know. How quickly they forget. I only wanted to kiss the waitor and now I have a mortgage. Atleast we have a Milk man now. Gooodness Gracious Blessings of The Sacred Cows. I am rambling I know. But did I tell you about the new fixation I have with Music. It's brand new and it starts every morning when I wake. Oh and I thought this Guru had the fixation fixed at birth. No baby. I love the beats of the mother funk soul vibrations earth beats canopy machine with the Disco Turbo over-beat sampling duke tapper - I can NEVER get me enough music. I think it's a distraction to the news. No don't be Outrageous. It's a distraction to your obsession with all your addictions. Should we keep all this bullshit here? Yes darling get me a juice with a real punk punch. I'll need some Ice and a Pink Straw. I need a nap. You need a whole in ya head. Well that's a bit harsh. Yeah and so is a Picnic without a Punch Line. So anyways - yeah I think we got your point Guru. Thank you Bloody Mary. Anyway I'll be back in a minute. Minutes are a new car and I want one. BrrrooooM. Recycle - use a bicycle. Gotta go the Doctors are here. I will fix this later. Much later. Can I have this can opener to remind me of our stay? Duncan Guru Happy Fang Wang Ta Swami Tu-Ti We had a great time thanks. MySpace is a wonderful place we love your Bubble Connector Connectivity Capabilities. Tom I'm sorry you love My Page better than yours I know. That's cause this is MYSPACE. This is a fairly fairy flutter-off fairy fancy contest. Ok who's got the vinyl bags? The Hippy Spliffy Van has arrived and I've got a TURN TABLE. The real me is usually far more organised than this - it's just that I'm a bit nervous and you make me feel INCREDIBALE - No - FANTASTIC! Oh great thanks - I needed that. I know you love me. I love you too. Just don't give me your money honey. Now are you driving or am I? I think we should stop and get some Common Sense at the Servo. I'm sure we had some Cheese Spread to go with the Crackers. I'll give you Crackers. Does anyone read this? I hope so - this took me more than a cup of sipping tea to write.
Peace ~ Earth ~ Design ~ Online Communities ~ Music ~ Art ~ Internet Geeking ~ Australian Culture ~ Photography ~ Elephants ~ Cows ~ Dogs ~ Podcasting ~ Gardens ~ Ocean ~ Bushland ~ Home Design ~ Lifestyle Sub Cultures ~ PoP Kultchure ~ Thailand ~ The World ~ Sydney ~ Equal Rights ~ Animal Rights ~ Protection ~ Rescue ~ Vibrations ~ Humanity ~ R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ~ Racism is Truly Fucked ~ World Peace ~ Water Catchment & Conservation of Water Ways ~ Eradication of Gambling Slot Machines ~ Blue Paradiso Tropicanas ~ Blue Moonlight Discos ~ More & More Music (((( Did You Know That The Hills Are Truly Alive To The Sound Of Music? If You Do Have The Ten Four On The Mother Beat - Then Please Join This Queue Here With Me. Oh YES My Baby Bottom Rockin' Possum Cup Cakes It Is A Very Groovy Beat. I'm Not Sure About Your Aunt Pam - Is She Pete The Beat Machine Lead Pianist? Where's That Very Expensive Tamborine? I Must Be Losing My Memory, Or Is It Marbles? No, It's Mozart. Whatever. OH JOYCE. Do You Really Need Another Toke Of That Hippy Spliffy? We're Splittin' In A Jiffy. Yes We Adore Music Baby. )))) ~ Driving ~ Organics ~ Beaches ~ Rocks ~ Desert Dust ~ Intelligence ~ Creativity ~ Love ~ Death ~ Birth ~ Death ~ Reincarnation ~ Birth ~ Flowers ~ Chanting ~ Singing ~ Wine ~ BBQS ~ Banana Plantations ~ Volkswagens ~ Death On Racsism ~ Family & More Family ~ Love Peace and No More Bullshit ~ Happy Guru ~ You ~ Me ~ The Next Fella ~ You ~ Thank You For Reading ~ We Are All Guru ~ This Beat is from the Funk Soul Connector ~ Positive Vibrations from Happy Guru to YOU ~ Ten Four Rubber Ducky ~ We Are All Guru ~ Watch My Bum It Gets Big In MySpace ~ Peace To The Corners ~
Yes ~ We Are All GURU ~
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ~ R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ~ R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
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Thank you for bouncing by. We're All made to be Happy Gurus. I have a dream too. Before you read this, something happened to you without your knowing. You were bounced and blessed by the Sacred Cow's Udder of the Holy Karma Sutra Happy Guru Sunflower Farm (The Sacred Home Land of the divine & sacred Happy Guru Temple & Cow herd). In honour of your arrivial, we have ignighted the Moo Flame of Sri Ganesha's offering. Fruit was placed at the feet of earth by Mother Nature & incense are offered for some Soul Dancing. The temple is fitted with a mirror ball & lights. Playing on the Decks is DJ Fang-Guru-Bang-Happy ... his slammin' to the sounds of a Hare Beat with a mix of world fusion samples - Jungle Safari beats diggin' the bass-line are bouncing. Our Happy Guru Sacred Blessings are from fine desert dust we have collected in the Australian outback – somewhere North of Port Augusta. Blessed you are sweet baby honey child - This is now fine passion powder on the back of your neck. Lick your index finger & wipe the saliva between your eyes. Say, "You Guru Cows are Rockin My Booties" ~ Now point to the roof and wiggle your hips and don't stop! Would You Like A Banana Milkshake with a Pink Straw?
Duncan compiled this book ...
If only we could all remember Birthdays & other special dates. With this Book, you can. Make your own entries of family and friends along with the thousands of celebrity names, cultural events & international days of celebration included. See who celebrates the same special day as you. There are quotes & sayings on each page. This Happy Guru Birthday Book is a lot of fun. It will keep you organised, up-to-date and well entertained. The Happy Guru Birthday Book will be a lifelong companion. This chunky wax finished A5 size hard cover has over 400 pages of birthday magic. This book will be your life long friend. This book just keeps on giving.

Happy Guru is a Mindset,
a Creatively Coloured Design Space,
a Pursuit of Personal Goodness
and a Positive Vibration of Magic
for Everyone to Enjoy.

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Happy Guru was conceptualised with a focus towards unique design, practical products ~ with a Twist of Soul. This will always remain our Guru ambition.
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Happy Guru is a Mindset,
a Creatively Coloured Design Space,
a Pursuit of Personal Goodness
and a Positive Vibration of Magic
for Everyone to Enjoy.