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About Me

I am Padai Veetu who crossed the river Naga, I come on the lion to make you tremble! I am Kali, I am DURGA, I am Parvati, I am Meenakshi, I am Kamatchi, I am Laxshmi, I am Saraswati, Sita & Savitri, I am Meena, I am Roja, I am Ramya Krishnan & Soundarya.
From the bursting of firewood pieces, and fire sparks
I am the goddess Shakthi!
I am goddess Kali who has blossomed in the light.
I am the goddess Shakthi who walks on the sea waves.
I'll dance by standing on top of the earth.
I'm the goddess Shakthi who stays on the moon!
I am Chamundi, I am Bhairavi, I am Ambika, Goddess Shakthi, Goddess Mayee, Goddess Muthumari, Goddess Magamayee, Goddess Manimandra Sekareya, Goddess of Kanchipuram, Goddess of Thanjur, Goddess of film, Goddess of devotional movies, Goddess of drum, Goddess of Mangadu, Goddess of 1000 eyes, FURIOUS Goddess, Kannapuram Goddess, Goddess Devi, Goddess Mari, Goddess Karumari, Goddess of Verkadu, Goddess Alamelu, Samayapuram Goddess.... I put the MOOG in Moogambigai. I come from the boundary of Kannapuram. I walk along with trident to kill sinners. I came to prove that truth will win. I will eliminate your sorrows and violate the enemies.
I have great power in my eyes. Do not try to take my eyes.
Oh.... and using sorcery against me is seriously annoying. Stop it.

My Interests

Protecting my devotees, destroying the wicked, consuming vast quantities of porridge, STOMPY DANCES, snakes, TIGERS, kuzu, milk bath, lemon, neam tree, women in yellow or red saris, fire, hot coals, burning camphor, broken coconuts, incense, pierced tongue, pal, COBRA PUTHUS, chromataphores, ghostly apparitions, initiation, faeries, absinthe, shakti, quantum physics, GREEN space, TAMIL, hindi, telugu, Bharat Natyam, Odissi, Kuchipudi, temple dances, ENGRISH SUBTITLES, fractal imagery, repetition, orion slave girls, sustainability, environment, organic gardening, renewable energy, media reform, science, pollinators, cosplay, tiki, snake umbrella, banana, carnation instant breakfast oblation, 5-HEADED COBRA, stabbing demons with trishul or vel, skewering evil wizard butt, inflicting smallpox upon those who insult me, holding my right hand up, Siva

I'd like to meet:

For once I would like to find a devotee who will not even try to extract some fucking moronic promise from me that would prevent me from stabbing her husband to death with a trishul. Karan is a fat, evil bastard. I want to kill him.

I want to meet Orion slave girl, Tars Tarkus Jeddak of Thark, The Great Hoodoo, green zombie, Lornettes, Battlecat, Alfred Jarry, and other green skinned kind.
Make me your scary south indian goddess.
Gimme pooja!

Music:

Snake-charming, Nagaswaram, drum, horn, P. Susheela, S. Janaki, Klaus Nomi, Ilayaraja, Lata Mangeshkar, Asha Bhosle, Kishore Kumar, RD Burman, Mohamed Rafi, Kalyanji-Anandji, Laxmikant-Pyarelal, Usha Uthup, Bappi Lahiri, M.I.A., Carnatic, Bhajans, Ghazals, Devotional, 8-bit music, Kahimi Karie, Plone, France Gall, Bluegrass, Francoise Hardy, Francois de Roubaix, Pet Shop Boys, Bossa Nova, Moogs, Sitar-beat, evergreen hits, banjos and noseflutes . . .

Movies:

Kottai Maariyamman
Palayathuamman
Padai Veetu Amman
Ammoru
Naag Shakti
Annai Kaligambal
Naga Lingam
Raja Kaliyamman
Sree Raja Rajeswari
Nageswari
bakthi devotional vepa ellai special-effect films
Thiruvilayadal
Thai Moogambikai
Thiruvarutchelvar
bollywood
kollywood
tollywood

Movies where this happen . . .

or where I do this.

or where I get angry and change color

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer... She is also like to kill poorly rendered computer animated demon!

My Blog

This is you is it?

While I watch out after on my life, always is with a direction of the dishonor. I always was, blames am... All I of desires for. it does not make if or where out, or who lets catch also a thing ...
Posted by Devi Maa on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 05:59:00 PST

I Now Come In Grape

Eh, I am experimenting with new color scheme. Tell me if you are liking it. Hey, I do Billy Idol impersonation almost purple . . . eh, this is nice color, yes? I was in middle o...
Posted by Devi Maa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blood is the new Black

All my friends are covered in blood! THOUSANDS of them! What sorcery is this?!?!
Posted by Devi Maa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Devi Maa & Devi Paa

If you are good devotee who perform Durga Puja you should know story of my origin so here I show picture of my Devi Maa and Devi Paa back on farm. e - i - e - i - Om...
Posted by Devi Maa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

give a dog a boon

DEVOTEE! I tell you whatever falls in charity basket belongs to goddess. It belong to ME. I reminding you of this because you always holding baby Akshaya over basket to drop cheap bracelet or earring....
Posted by Devi Maa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tiger

I know I say "I come on lion to make you tremble" but its really tiger. I don't know why I always say lion. It is tiger.
Posted by Devi Maa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To the pant-wearing western girl

Killing Chamundi unjustifiably is past story. To make Chamundi's soul rest in peace will be the future story. To make her soul rest in peace I need another soul. That is your husband's soul. The ...
Posted by Devi Maa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST