OrphanBoy profile picture

OrphanBoy

Orphan! Stop singing!!!

About Me

I am a cursed boy. I have many names. Some call me a swine; some a rogue. . . and yet others, a bastard. I swear, people have addressed me with so many names that I have forgotten my real name. I have nobody. . . . nobody. . . . . I live on the roads. Today, a rich man said, we are worms of the gutter . . . who are born in the streets and die there too. I will also die here. I once had a mother. . . but DESTINY SNATCHED HER AWAY FROM ME! She was run over and killed under the car of a rich man. Now I am alone.

My Interests

Dusty footpaths, worn-out bollywood plotlines, baby Shaalu, pastries, fresh water, squirrel, stray pets, unwatched baskets of fruit, leftover chicken fat, found foods . . . I have not eaten in 4 days. I am very interested in food . . . and clothing . . . and and a roof over my head. The nights are so cold. Please give me work! I will prepare your meals and massage your legs! I will not accept alms. I will work! I will breakdance for you! Please! I beg of you!

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet The Baby Shaalu (Madam), and and Master Raju, and I want my mother returned to me.

Music:

There is no music in my life..... only sadness.

Movies:

I would very much like to see a movie someday. . . but the man wouldn't give me a ticket. He took my money and threw me out saying I probably stole it . . . but I didn't! I worked hard for it! I am not a thief! Please! . . . . I can not bear to be called Thief!

Television:

I have only seen television in the window of a rich shopkeeper . . . but he chased me away and beat me with a stick. He called me a thief and said he would break my legs if he ever caught me looking at his goods again.

Books:

I can not read or write.

Heroes:

Amitabh Bachan, NARGIS, Shatrughan Sinha, Mithun Chakraborty, Dharmendra, Anil Kapoor, Vinod Khanna, Nirupa Roy, Muffy St Bernard . . . they take care of orphans!

My Blog

Madam?!? . . . Baby Shaalu?

Madam? Why have you left me all alone? Apart from being a lowly orphan and breaking all your toys and that whole 'mother being killed by another orphan' thing . . . what have I done to deserve this? ...
Posted by OrphanBoy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST