Jesus Is My Spirit Animal |
As some of you may know, my disco bike was stolen out of my yard Saturday night. It wasn't exactly a huge loss; I had originally found it ditched on the side of the road and fixed it up. It just suc...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:26:00 PST |
My Bloody Ears |
Thoughts on Music Fest North West (at least what I managed to see)1. Les Savy Fav rocked my dick off. Someone actually threw a teenage kid (in the air) at Tim Harrington. The shit with the ladder w...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:40:00 PST |
101 Duck Jokes & Other "Quack Ups" |
I am not sure if you are aware of this, but duck jokes are easily the most sophisticated form of social satire ever conceived. Great auteurs from Sophacles to James Joyce to Salmon Rushdie have used ...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:56:00 PST |
Why does Radiohead Hate America? |
Patriots! In today's topsy-turvy post-9/11 world we must face a constant barrage of freedom-hatred on all fronts: the Middle East, New York City, Rosie O' Donnell... But there is one foe whose medd...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST |
The Quintessential American Quote |
Lately I've been thinking about America and why my "friend" Rahb and his gaggle of Red Sox fans hate it so much. Such soul searching has made me hungry... hungry for one liners that best suit the Am...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:24:00 PST |
Dajiji Dance Party (Celebrate the Dawn For Today Is the Anniversary of My Glorious Rebirth!) |
YiYiYiYiYiYi!!! Can you feel them beatz? Can you feel them beatz... in your feetz? Rejoice me biZzlins, all is ours! The ocean of night has cradled our triumphant dance party uninterrupted, permit...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:45:00 PST |
Dajiji Dance Party 2007 (The Kiss Her Kiss Her Revolution) |
KISS HER! KIIIIISSS HER!!! Don't hesitate my child, she's waiting for your mouth! Her lips quiver, radiant as the northern gate that is Samâna; she tastes each divine breath of this ...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST |
Dajiji Dance Party 2007 ( Do You Believe in Drunken Roller Skating Angels?) |
Word 'em up me bizZlings! Dajiji St. Frank is in the hooouse! Om. Can you feel the bass? Can you feel the bass... in yo face? C'mon Rajasthan make some noiZe!!! The...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST |
Have You Met Mert? |
Hello starchild. Tis a pleasure to see you again, I am so glad you happened by. I'm afraid you caught me in the middle of supper, but I would be honored to entertain your company. May I offer you a...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST |
This Just In: The 80's Sucked! |
Nobody wants to go to Freezing Man! Is it the frigid blasts of arctic air that dissuades them? No. Is it the fear of an Eskimo attack? No. Are they hesitatant to subsist on walrus cartiledge duri...
Posted by Patrick Christ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST |
