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Rob

You don't have the guts, Megatron

About Me

I'm growing a new beard.

My Interests

crazy-cool medallions, music, guitar, beer, wikipedia, basil, nature stuff, shows, walking to and from work, devil's hopyard, beatles songs with keys (especially when it's a rhodes), french-pressed coffee, mario kart, whammy bars, late nights, live music, mario kart, gin, truthout, randomly finding a subway or bus pass on the ground midway through the month, coffee, nintendo... and absolutely nothing else. I don't like anything that's not contained in this list. period. deal with it.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis, Queen Latifah, and Jake the Snake Roberts

Music:

Pink Floyd, Cerberus Shoal, Rachel's, Alice in Chains, Shostakovitch, Damone, Soundgarden, Seneca, Iron Maiden, Radiohead, Bartok, Wilco, Brahms, Junius, Beck, Nirvana, Pantera, baby boy h, Velvet Underground, NIN, the Meters, King Crimson, Mahler, Mars Volta, Miles Davis, Tool, the Beatles, Sibelius, Stravinsky, the list goes on and on....

Movies:

Transformer's: The Movie, Fight Club, The Fog of War, Akira

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Sopranos, Rescue Me, Simpsons, ATHF, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Deadwood...

Books:

TAZ, Catch-22, Calvin and Hobbes, Vonnegut

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan, jim

My Blog

Lite Brites are scarier than TVs

I awoke this morning to the sound of a fireman banging on my front door.  Kat opened the door, and he informed her that the building was being evacuated and we all had to leave.  Seeing as s...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:04:00 PST

Whiskerino

For those I haven't told yet, I've shaved my face and I'm growing a new beard. You can follow my progress here.Whiskerino is a competition, and the rules are simple. Start with a complete shave of ...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:22:00 PST

OH NOES!!!!!11!!!!1!11

I lost a friend.  My friend count has gone down.  What happened?!?!?!?  What did I do?!??!?   Did I insult someone?  Did they quit myspace??  I'm going to be sad ALL...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:18:00 PST

Dear Tom,

Riddle me THIS, oh great god of myspace... How the crap did my myspace page get hacked. I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING STUPID!!!!!So this is how it all went down. This afternoon, I received a video comm...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

I HATE YOU, SNICKERS!!!!!!!!!!

Your newest advertising campaign hurts me. It hurts me and causes incredible pain. Why must you make up ridiculous words? For anyone that hasn't seen these, Snickers has decided to make their own comp...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:02:00 PST

1000 views!!!

i fucking rule.         fuck you.
Posted by Rob on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:09:00 PST

Scooter Libby

what a tool.
Posted by Rob on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:03:00 PST

another small victory

today i bought a drink at the store 24. received 50 cents in change. as i'm walking out, i look down at my change and see a god-damned canadian quarter. i walked back to the clerk and said "hey, co...
Posted by Rob on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 09:14:00 PST

mornings are hard

i had to work at 10 today.  i usually come in at noon.  i got up ok and made breakfast, but my body is just not built for mornings.  blech.
Posted by Rob on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:45:00 PST

comment virginity

you're officially a loser if you post a first comment for someone and it reads: "looks like i popped your comment cherry..." or something like that. period.
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST