Kinda like sleepwalking, but with more handjobs |
I figured I'd crawl out of my cave for a few minutes and make a public appearance. Life has been too crazy recently for me to really have time to (or more accurately, want to use my free time to sit ...
Posted by Cavepimp on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:41:00 PST |
If you ever want me to blog again... |
Find me a competent fucking coworker. Please.Job opening for mid-level Windows IT guy in Portland, ORWho we are: A small IT consulting company located in Tigard OR who are in need of another GOO...
Posted by Cavepimp on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:24:00 PST |
Have your cake and eat shit too! |
Apparently they do things just a little differently over in the UK.For those too lazy to click the link:Two shop-owners were today fined for selling chocolate cake - which had been sprinkled with huma...
Posted by Cavepimp on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:04:00 PST |
You know how I know I’ve settled into my new job? |
You might think that after roughly 4 months of being in this new job it might be because I really feel like I know my function here and know I'm doing it well. Or maybe because the boss left town for...
Posted by Cavepimp on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:59:00 PST |
I think I just solved global warming |
I was dicking around at the office today, just killing some time until I went out to sit in the parking lot (Highway 217). I walked in and one of my coworkers had a web page open, so naturally after ...
Posted by Cavepimp on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:25:00 PST |
So I stuck my dick in a blender the other day... |
Not a whole lot happened. Hell, the dangerous sharp shit is a good 10 inches or so from the top of that thing.Still didn't want to turn it on. You know...just in case I hit a growth spurt at that pr...
Posted by Cavepimp on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:09:00 PST |
A bedtime story |
Once upon a time there was a guy. We'll call him Chuck, since that seems to be a fairly manly kind of name.Chuck was an IT guy by trade and in many ways was like the character 'Chuck' on the TV show ...
Posted by Cavepimp on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:37:00 PST |
May contain nuts |
So it turns out I'm allergic to shit.Well, not really shit. Unless it's particularly nutty shit. Or possibly if you happen to shit eggs and/or bananas, but if I happened to witness said eg...
Posted by Cavepimp on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST |
I’m surrounded by assholes |
I really hate people.Not like it's a big secret or anything. Hell, I spend the vast majority of my day trying to minimize my contact with other people. If I didn't you'd probably see a bre...
Posted by Cavepimp on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST |
This is my _______? + bonus (now updated with a bonus bonus!) |
Bonus first: Reeses Pieces. They're awesome.With that said, I think if I ever find myself travelling in certain parts of Asia I may need to bring my own stash with me. There's nothin...
Posted by Cavepimp on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:36:00 PST |
