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Frito Smooch

Booyaaa

About Me

A hairy nutjob who got lucky enough to get laid and have two beautiful kids. What my wife sees in me, I'll never know. But she tells me she loves me and that's good enough for me.
Here are all the cheezy blogquizzes I took:
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What alcoholic drink are you?
Your Rising Sign is Gemini
You often feel torn between two dominant personalities.Sometimes you're adaptable and friendly; other times indecisive and unsure.No matter what, you're the life of the party or conversation.Witty and talkative, you entertain with your stories and gossip.It's a bit difficult for you to finish what you start - jobs, friendships, relationships...There's so much you want to try. You often bite off more than you can chew. What is Your Rising Sign?
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen My pirate name is: Iron John Vane A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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My Interests

Computers, Women, Paintball. Not always in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Shirley Manson, simply because she's the hottest creature on earth.

Music:

SMOOCHKNOB! http://www.myspace.com/wearesmoochknob

Movies:

Army of Darkness. 5th Element. Snatch. Fight Club. Anything Star Wars

Television:

Family Guy, Tripping the Rift, Samurai Champloo

Books:

This Week at SuicideGirls.com

I NEVER LEARNED TO REEAAAAD!!

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

Randomness

I'm sitting with my back to the enemy while you stare back at me and wipe the mud-filled sweat from your eyes. You look at me.You look at me with an expectant look.You look at me as if I have the answ...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

Suckin on a camel.

An old friend Ambrosia asked for a link to my old blog at Schoolforwinners,(http://www.schoolforwinners.com/archive.ht ml) I dug 'em up and linked 'em and realized I used to be a funny motherfucker.&nb...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:18:00 PST

Fuck today.

Ugh.. I can't find my hat.  This is a bad thing.  I never go anywhere without my fucking hat, it just doesn't happen.  I'm currently wearing my backup hat, and I may have to wear it all...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST

TAG!!!

I got tagged by Angela D: Read below to see what to do.OK, here's the deal: The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits/truths about yourself" and people who get tagged need t...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:07:00 PST

How much is that doggie in the window?

Apparently it's 300 bucks.http://www.oregonhumane.org/dogs/detail.asp?animalID=4 2219I took our family dog down to the humane society yesterday.  I was fine and collected up until I had to hand ov...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:42:00 PST

COFEEEEFEEEFEFEEE

I haven't eaten in like a bunch of hours and now I've got a half a pot of coffee in me, not sure why it's affecitnging me so much. MAybe I should find food? I always figured Coffee would make an inter...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:40:00 PST

Crazy Jesus Man.

Got a random ICQ person deciding to feed me crazy Jesus speak.  Here's how it went down. (00:53:17) 289582014: Hi Frito, If you had a bad accident today and you died, have you made sure you wou...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:19:00 PST

Recovering

Hooray for NyQuil!  Holy Bejeezus.  When i was younger I used to walk half an hour home in the snow wearing jeans and t-shirt and never get sick.  Nowadays it seems I get a sniffil i...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:54:00 PST

GRAAAAAAA!!

Goddammit my brain itches.  There is something in my head but I don't know what it is.   I keep having this feeling like I'm forgetting something so very fucking important but I can't figure...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:52:00 PST

Fuckin Old.

27 years old now.  I used to think that when I got older I'd be cooler.  But I'm the same schmuck who eats cold pizza for breakfast as I was 10 years ago.  Except now I have a 2 year ol...
Posted by Frito Smooch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST