If You're Smiling And You Know It..... |
Dear Diary, While grocery shopping earlier this evening, I noticed someone smiling to themselves. She wasn't smiling at me or anyone in particular....but seemed to be smiling at a tomato display. I ne...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:13:00 GMT |
Welcome To The Ozarks, Ike! - UPDATE |
UPDATE: It seems our culprit on POF not only used my blogs and claimed it as his/her own, but also used someone else's picture without their knowledge as well. I was contacted by the real person who o...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
Bound By The Chainletters Of Love |
This bulletin/chain letter was sent to me asking to repost it within 5 minutes or my penis would begin shooting out laser beams, preventing me from ever having sex again, or at least being able t...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:17:00 GMT |
An Important Lesson For Jill |
I get tons of bulletins a day. I read half of them, specifically the ones with catchy titles. One bulletin that caught my eye involved a YouTube video, a 70s educational health film to be exact, sent ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:27:00 GMT |
Letters To Maryann |
The corporate IT guys at work have been on my case lately about reducing the size of my e-mail storage on the server. It seems they get really nervous when someone's exchange file hits over 750GB in e...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:36:00 GMT |
90 Million People & One TV Show |
Over 90 million people watched the Superbowl last night. I, most certainly, was one of them.
However, instead of packing into a crowded bar and joining in the revelry here in New England, e...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:05:00 GMT |
Now Offering...Vaginal Rejuvenation. |
"Skinsational Laser Center, the most trusted name for laser hair removal in Providence. Now offering...Vaginal Rejuvenation."
The stream of hot coffee came spraying out of my mouth and across my winds...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:27:00 GMT |
Tomato Number 4 |
Last night on the drive home from Thanksgiving Dinner, I heard one of the radio spots for Mastercard...you know the ones...where they list a series of items and their related costs and then end with s...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:28:00 GMT |
Weisz Enough To Know Better |
While sitting in the doctor's office last week, perusing through old issues of Modern Parenting, Home & Garden and Geriatrics Weekly...my attention (or lack thereof) drifted over to the waiting ro...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:12:00 GMT |
Bunkys Got A Brand New Bag |
If one were to be asked to name a few famous millionaires, I'm sure some of the names that would come to mind would be such big shots as ...JP Morgan, Bill Gates, William Buffett, JD Ro...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:41:00 GMT |
