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Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!)

This just in! Sun is hot! And so am I!

About Me

I'm hotttttttt!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!! I'm thinking, though, that it's this high-necked dress I'm wearing. As my friend Anna pointed out, there really isn't any room for air to circulate, if you know what I mean. So hot!!!!!11!!!one!!!

My Interests

Basket weaving, going to cotillions, picking flowers, fishing, playing euchre and sheepshead, looking at zoo animals -- especially penguins, monkeys, and striped tigers (bonus if they're named Daniel!)

I'd like to meet:

Nobody new, at the moment, please! Everything has been so hectic lately, and I haven't really been able to keep up for the last 300-or-so friends (Plus, myspace is soooo sloooooow, that it gets very frustrating -- I mean, really, I don't have much time left in this world, so why should I waste it waiting for myspace to load?), so at this time I will not be accepting any new friend requests (Unless you are very VERY extraordinarily fascinating to me!) Thank you for understanding. :)Wayne Newton! Also, I like meeting inanimate objects (every-day household items, food-stuffs, and the like), animals of all sorts, fictional characters I've heard of, certain celebrity-types who are no longer with us but who somehow still have the ability to do this myspace thing, and those in the "circle of saints."

Who I DON'T want to meet, are preverts, pr0nographers, and punk*ss kids who don't know how to entertain themselves. (Go run around outside, read a book, play solitaire (With real cards!), learn how to make paper airplanes, or crochet with your fingers... do SOMETHING besides hang out on the computer all day! Sheesh!)

I also don't want to meet anyone like "Toothpick" -- a myspace user who will take someone else's well-thought-out words and claim them as his own -- because that kind of behavior is just disgusting and pathetic. Toothpick sucks!


Music:

Flapper music, big band, swing, jug bands, cadence.

Movies:

Somewhere in Time, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Out of Africa, Mass Appeal

Television:

Fury, Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, How the West Was Won, Here Come the Brides, Homefront

Books:

The Holy Bible, The Canterbury Tales

Heroes:

The guy who invented sliced bread!



Credits!

Banner made by:
Me! Mary!!

Contact box from:
profiletweaks.com

Layout, Blue Flower,
and Online Icon from:
killerkiwi.net

Purple Flower from:
glitter-graphics.com

Friend Space created at:
coshed.com


My Blog

So long, Herb!

I've done it! Thanks to some prompting from my bestest friend Anna, I've finally sent old lazy Herb and his old wrinkled hinder packing. GOOD. RIDDANCE.I've been putting up with his drinking and carou...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

New song!

My old song got deleted by the artist, so I'm on the hunt for a new one. I may try a few out and see which I like best. The first one I'm trying is "Pleng bai mai" from Bird Thongchai. He's so HOT! I ...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:49:00 PST

Rejected by my own family!

What has this world come to, when your very own dearly departed's great-grand-nephew won't even accept your befriendment request. Those young kids these days just have NO manners at all.I bet it's bec...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

It's just not this hot in Eau Claire*

I got a great question in MySpaceMail the other day from PR Lady, and I thought I'd share the answer here, because I know there are probably more of you wondering how people ever managed to get along ...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

Thanks, friends!

I'm sending a big THANK YOU too all of the friends that have left such lovely and thoughful birthday greetings this week:THANK YOU!They were all so nice, and I wanted to make sure you all knew how muc...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:09:00 PST

Today I am sad.

I'm so sad today, because my best friend Anna's computer isn't working, and according to her blog, which she must have blogged from one of those internets cafe houses, she might just leave myspace bec...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST

The plot thickens!

I've recently come across the REAL Wet Floor Sign -- a sign that I think even a for sale sign would approve of, or at least wouldn't be horribly embarrassed by -- and in comparing that profile with th...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:41:00 PST

Breaking news! Toothpick continues thieving ways!

I've just been over to Toothpick's profile page to see if he has removed the words that he STOLE from my "who I'd like to meet" section (see previous blog!). But so far, Toothpick has NOT removed the ...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:54:00 PST

My words have been violated. Violated, I say!

So I get this friend request from "Wet Floor Sign" (user #81437798), and I go to check out the profile, to see if they pass muster in order to be a friend of Mary. And while reading through the "who I...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:43:00 PST

*StickyBlog* Attention Friends and Friend Wanna-bes! - Now Unstuck!

Edited  7/26/06 to add:================================ We interrupt this blog for a very important announcement:My "Who I'd Like to Meet" section has been updated to let everyone know that I am ...
Posted by Mary (Anna's Bestest Friend!) on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:24:00 PST