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Door Knob

Opening doors for years!

About Me

I've been around for a long time, supposedly since December 10th of 1878. I was around for at least 22 years before that. When you're as old as I am you tend to forget these things... Do YOU remember when you were born? It's fun being felt every day, and I've traveled the world helping to open doors for everyone from the Dali Lama to Bo Diddley. I'm also used as a hanger more than you'd care to admit.Anyway, I'm here to help you open doors!

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Whenever you feel a knob, think of me!


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My Interests

Palm reading, oil, metal polish, tools...

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, except for folks who habitually slam doors into walls. That hurts, you know!

Books:

A Poem: when I go into the house to eat corn on the cob I use a doorknob when I go to lock my parents away I'm glad the doorknobs not hiding in the hay when I want to run in on sis the doorknob I hope not to miss if we did not have doorknobs outside I'd be pretty confused on how to get inside when I want to get to the bathroom to brush my hair thank you mister doorknob for being there Author unkown...

My Blog

Life is short

And it gets dizzying when you twist as much as I do! I've been busy lately opening doors for North Korean engineers who'd rather play solitaire on their computers than figure out how to build working ...
Posted by Door Knob on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:47:00 PST

Thoughts...

You know, the other day I was listening to Chuck Berry on the hi-fi and doing the twist, when a record I had forgot about, Electric Boogie, came on(it was buried in the stack of 45's I had on the auto...
Posted by Door Knob on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:18:00 PST

View from the door...

 You know, us door knobs are the downtrodden of this world. We are underappreciated, and neglected, by almost everyone. When was the last time you said to yourself: "My. What a nice doorknob. I w...
Posted by Door Knob on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:58:00 PST