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Toby (is Paul)

Ignorum dium -- ignore the day

About Me

My philosophy is, live life "two days at a time." One day at a time is unrelenting. Two days, well, if I drink too much or eat too much I can just do better tomorrow, on my second day. Honestly, I don't even undrestand the success that "One day at a time" is having.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for acquaintance friends -- a nice, warm feeling of distant friendship.

Music:

Alternative indie (I am so sick of mainstream indie)

Television:

My Name Is Ernie -- funny stuff.

My Blog

Chicago...

...seems way too important to be in Illinois.  This is a really major city in a state that is frankly not set up to handle it.
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

When choosing between two evils...

...choose the closer one.  Why get up?
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:22:00 PST

For every cat that dials 9-1-1...

...to save its owner, there's gotta be a hundred that dial 7-4-1. Then probably another thousand that dial a shoe.
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST

Book Title Club

This month we will be reading the title of a book written by Gabriel Garcia Marquez (a man). Once you have read the title, feel free to discuss.title: "One Hundred Years Of Solitude"Discussion starte...
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:27:00 PST

I won't shop at Amazon...

...because I think it's important to support my local Barnes & Noble.  They've been around since the late 90's and I would hate to see all that tradition slip away.
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:52:00 PST

A note to would-be identity thieves...

...prepare to not get laid.
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:45:00 PST

What I ate during the Olympics

During the male downhill skiing I had two english muffins, one with butter and the other one with chopped up egg, no mayo. next was short course speed skating. I had another english muffin and I ope...
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:57:00 PST

Where should I vacation?

This should be a great trip.  I have from Dec 23 to Jan 2, and I want an adventure.  But if I pick a place or trip too crazy, I wont end up going.  That said, I want to go far, far awa...
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 10:57:00 PST

suicide pacts

People should be aware that suicide pacts are non-binding. No one can make you do that to yourself. You can enter into as many as you want, as often as you want. But murder- suicide pacts, those sh...
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:11:00 PST

Fine line

Everyone likes guys who really, really, really like kids, but no one likes a child molester.
Posted by Toby (is Paul) on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:21:00 PST