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Kevin Malone

My favorite quote would have to be...:The Best Lai

About Me

I am an accountant. At a paper supply company. It is pretty cool I guess. And like everyone else on MySpace, I am in a Band. I like the Police.For those of you who want an autograph. Here is the deal you must agree to: I am just an accountant, it is not like I have a ton of pictures just lying around. BUT... If you send me a signed photo of YOU, then I will send a signed photo of me back to you. Send me your signed photo (yes, that means a picture of YOU, and YOU sign it), and a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope, to:Kevin Malone c/o Gekis Management 4217 Verdugo View Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90065I will send back to you a signed photo soon. OK...sometimes sooner, sometimes later. But I will comply, if you follow the rules.

My Interests

I have a variety of interests. But I cannot think of any at the moment....

I'd like to meet:

Sting, any girl that looks like Pam, Hilary Clinton, a fellow genius, anyone who hates Angela, any girl with big boobs.

Music:

The Police

Television:

Anything that is currently appearing on the Mothership. Oh, and the Sopranos.

Heroes:

Jimmy the Greek, during the current Fantasy Football Season: Peyton Manning, anyone who appeared in an Eighties sex- comedy. Including Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party...

My Blog

THE OFFICE: Season Finale

I have been traveling. My computer has not been working. My phone is acting weird. And I have blisters on my feet.But I still wanted to send the reminder that THE OFFICE Season Finale is on TONIGHT!!S...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:42:00 PST

No Parking for Chair Models

Peeps-Depending on what publication you find... the footage that the mothership is airing tonight is EITHER called... "Parking" or "Chair Model". The title of the footage has changed a few times. But...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:31:00 PST

Do YOU Believe in Miracles? YESSSSSSS!

Peeps-After a looooong (that’s what she said) 4 and a half months. And a mind numbing amount of reruns and Dancing with the Idols. THE OFFICE is back and open for business. And some new footage ...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

No Country for Bald Men

Peeps-Yesterday, on March 6, 2008, the camera crew returned to Dunder Mifflin. I still don't understand why they were gone. Something about Pencils Down (Thats what she said.)In any event, they are no...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:43:00 PST

To all the Girls Ive Loved Before...

Peeps-I am baaaaaaaaack. It has been a while. I lost the password for my desktop, and I was scared Michael would be mad if I asked for it from Toby. So for the past 3 months, I have just been sitting ...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:22:00 PST

PLease Allow me to Introduce Myself...

A very good morning to all of you. Peeps.I feel very strange today. No, I am not FEELING something strange. I feel strange. First off I suppose I should introduce myself...My name is Brian Baumgartner...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:48:00 PST

A couple of PS- es

A few things to cover. It had been a long time since I blogged (That's what she said), (What does that even mean?), and so I wanted to catch you up on a couple of things I neglected to mention.If you ...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

Daylight Come and We want to go HOME

Hello Peeps-Kevin Malone here. From Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. In Scranton, PA. It has been so long, I thought that I should re- introduce myself. I am an Accountant. I look a little like Ryan Seac...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST

Scranton News of the Weird

Peeps-A quick one. (That's what she said.)THE OFFICE. The last of the one hour shows is tomorrow night. Let's make it a big one. (Again, she said.) We will be on from 9- 10pm, and 8-9pm in the central...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST

New Sheriff in Town

Peeps- Well I have some good news from the home offices of Dunder Mifflin. Last Thursday night, THE OFFICE scored it's best ratings in the history of the show. Against 2 very popular shows, (CSI and G...
Posted by Kevin Malone on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:56:00 PST